If the Titanic was made in India
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC
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From India, Delhi
51) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC
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From India, Delhi
Hey Venu........
:shock: :roll: :arrow: :no:
:icon14: :icon2: :icon4: :icon6: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:D :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and Santu
First it will hit with Himalaya and then finally be a super duper blockbuster HIT with lot of Rhona Dhona and Nach Gaana :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
:shock: :roll: :arrow: :no:
:icon14: :icon2: :icon4: :icon6: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:D :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and Santu
First it will hit with Himalaya and then finally be a super duper blockbuster HIT with lot of Rhona Dhona and Nach Gaana :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Delhi
Thank You Manju........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hiaran Pareshan dekho Venujiko prashan Chinh bangaye hain, koi gal nahin hum tho mast rahenge aur haste aur hassate rahenge..........This is what the ICONS denote OK now clear........so dont......... lagaofy your :idea:
Kale Mask :ph34r: ke peeche chupkar GOLI chalana chod do :wink:
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
My best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hiaran Pareshan dekho Venujiko prashan Chinh bangaye hain, koi gal nahin hum tho mast rahenge aur haste aur hassate rahenge..........This is what the ICONS denote OK now clear........so dont......... lagaofy your :idea:
Kale Mask :ph34r: ke peeche chupkar GOLI chalana chod do :wink:
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
My best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Thank you for your comments Manju .... :P :P h/feelings kya hai .. none! :P :P :lol: :lol:
carry on ... actually Amol Palekar (Amol Karmalkar ) ka naam sunthe hee puraane gaane ( i.e. Bhoole Bhisre Geet ) yaad aane lag gaye !! :wink:
:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
carry on ... actually Amol Palekar (Amol Karmalkar ) ka naam sunthe hee puraane gaane ( i.e. Bhoole Bhisre Geet ) yaad aane lag gaye !! :wink:
:wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Dear Venu ji,
Thanks for the compliment :wink:
Ye aapke liye.
Khudah se maine ek duva maangi,
Duva mein apni maut maangi,
Phir khudah ne kaha...
Maut to tujhe de doon par,
Usko kya kahoon jisne teri lambi umar maangi
Regards,
AK :lol:
From India, Thana
Thanks for the compliment :wink:
Ye aapke liye.
Khudah se maine ek duva maangi,
Duva mein apni maut maangi,
Phir khudah ne kaha...
Maut to tujhe de doon par,
Usko kya kahoon jisne teri lambi umar maangi
Regards,
AK :lol:
From India, Thana
Thank U Venu for the mazedar Gaana............. :lol:
very true Manju dear.......Venu aajkal gaane bahut gaane lage hain :wink: ......good ab hum old melodies of Kishore Kumar ki Farmaish kar sakthey hain :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and Amol......bahut Senti horahe ho.....Badiya hain :wink: :P :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
very true Manju dear.......Venu aajkal gaane bahut gaane lage hain :wink: ......good ab hum old melodies of Kishore Kumar ki Farmaish kar sakthey hain :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and Amol......bahut Senti horahe ho.....Badiya hain :wink: :P :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you so much AMOL ji ...... :P :P :P :P Bahut Khoob likhe aap ! :P :P :P :P :) :) :) :) :P :P :P :P
Sindhu thanks ... Amol ji ke post padkar ...mein sonch mein padgaya tha ke unke is post ka jawaab doon toh bhi kya doon ! I was left without words ... accha hua your post took all the CARE..! :P :P :P :P
Regards,
VENU... :P
From India, Hyderabad
Thank you so much AMOL ji ...... :P :P :P :P Bahut Khoob likhe aap ! :P :P :P :P :) :) :) :) :P :P :P :P
Sindhu thanks ... Amol ji ke post padkar ...mein sonch mein padgaya tha ke unke is post ka jawaab doon toh bhi kya doon ! I was left without words ... accha hua your post took all the CARE..! :P :P :P :P
Regards,
VENU... :P
From India, Hyderabad
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