Hi All... Enjoy a small collection of Husband and Wife Jokes.. :lol: :lol: 8)
Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”
Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one man said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.”
Why?
” Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I’d be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man’s arms.
” Why, Dad ? Tell me why!” Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”
Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
“Why complain?” said the counselor. “You’re still getting the same service!”
Talk About Husband
One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?”
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Samy.”
“Samy! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.”
Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one man said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? “
The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.”
Why?
” Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I’d be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man’s arms.
” Why, Dad ? Tell me why!” Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, “Maybe, Son, she didn’t get the fax.”
Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
“Why complain?” said the counselor. “You’re still getting the same service!”
Talk About Husband
One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him ?”
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
hmm I am planning to get married in march - 08 but after reading it I think i have to drop this idea. Thanks Amit such a nice eye-opening post. Regds, Mann
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Amit Good ones. Monu daro mat. Yeh shadi ek aisa laddoo hai jo nahi khaye to pacchtaye aur jo khay woh... jada pachhtaye. Amit We would welcome Monu to fools paradise after March 2008. Anil
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you Mann n Anil... :D :D :D 8) 8)
Don't worry.. Mann.. have already posted a lot in favor of benefits of remaining Bachelor.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
BTW may have Laddoo... n feel the same.. :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Thank you Mann n Anil... :D :D :D 8) 8)
Don't worry.. Mann.. have already posted a lot in favor of benefits of remaining Bachelor.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
BTW may have Laddoo... n feel the same.. :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Dear Monu
Have a great time and enjoy the life fullest. Khao piyo aash karo , but still shaadi ke baad ka maza kuch orhee hai. enjoy and don't worry abt jokes these are to enjoy
:P :P :? :? but 8) 8) 8) and :) :) and be :D :D :D :D always
Prabhakar
From India, Delhi
Have a great time and enjoy the life fullest. Khao piyo aash karo , but still shaadi ke baad ka maza kuch orhee hai. enjoy and don't worry abt jokes these are to enjoy
:P :P :? :? but 8) 8) 8) and :) :) and be :D :D :D :D always
Prabhakar
From India, Delhi
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