Hi All,
Nice One!
how to look busy
Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on...
Never walk without a document
People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they're going to the cafeteria.
Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show that you work longer hours than you really do.
If your boss catches you doing nothing official on the computer...
your best defense is to claim you're learning a new software to save money.
Messy desk
Build huge piles of documents around your workspace, only top management can get away with a clean desk.
Screen all your calls through voice mail
If somebody leaves a message for pending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there.
Look impatient & annoyed to give the impression that you're always busy.
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out.
Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35pm , 7:05am , etc.)& during public holidays
Creative sighing for effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor, etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
Read computer magazines & pick out all the jargon & new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses.
MOST IMPORTANT -- DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!
Rgs,
Lavanya 8)
From India, Madras
16Nice One!
how to look busy
Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on...
Never walk without a document
People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they're going to the cafeteria.
Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show that you work longer hours than you really do.
If your boss catches you doing nothing official on the computer...
your best defense is to claim you're learning a new software to save money.
Messy desk
Build huge piles of documents around your workspace, only top management can get away with a clean desk.
Screen all your calls through voice mail
If somebody leaves a message for pending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there.
Look impatient & annoyed to give the impression that you're always busy.
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out.
Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35pm , 7:05am , etc.)& during public holidays
Creative sighing for effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor, etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
Read computer magazines & pick out all the jargon & new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses.
MOST IMPORTANT -- DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!
Rgs,
Lavanya 8)
From India, Madras
I know this, best is to make your desk cluttered, and when anyone comes comment, crib, shout.
kya karu yaar, itna kaam hai, akela kitna kaam karega.
do such work that no one can understand how ur doing it, so even if ur absent ur boss cant locate file on ur PC, or drawer, the more u make boss dependant on u, the more u are winning.
From India, Pune
kya karu yaar, itna kaam hai, akela kitna kaam karega.
do such work that no one can understand how ur doing it, so even if ur absent ur boss cant locate file on ur PC, or drawer, the more u make boss dependant on u, the more u are winning.
From India, Pune
Dear all,
All must defenitely realise and understand that
and
seems to be similar in words per se
and only it is the useage and position which will matter
there can be no shortcut for success
that can be achieved only with
hardwork alongwith experience
for it is left to all to agree or disagree
bye for now
kriskumars
chennai
india
From India, Madras
All must defenitely realise and understand that
and
seems to be similar in words per se
and only it is the useage and position which will matter
there can be no shortcut for success
that can be achieved only with
hardwork alongwith experience
for it is left to all to agree or disagree
bye for now
kriskumars
chennai
india
From India, Madras
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