A first grade teacher was having trouble with little
Johnny. She finally asked him: "Johnny, what's your
problem?"
He answered: "Miss, I'm too smart for the first grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm much
smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third
grade too."
The teacher was pissed off and had enough of Johnny.
She took him to the Principal's office and while
Johnny waited in the outer office the teacher
explained to the Principal what the situation was. He
told her that he would give Johnny a test and if he
failed to answer any of the questions then he was to
stay in
the first grade and behave himself. The teacher
agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the Principal
thought a third grade student should know. After a
while the Principal looked at the teacher and told
her: "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."
The teacher was not convinced and said: "Let me ask
him some questions too." The Principal and Johnny
both agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?"
Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have and I
don't?"
Johnny: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval,delicious and contains whitish liquid?"
Johnny: "Coconut"
The Principal is really freaking out and his eyes are
open wide but
Johnny is cool and was taking charge
of the situation.
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink, and then comes
out soft and
sticky?
The principal is literally holding his breath, his
mouth open wide
Johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
sitting down and a
dog on three legs?"
Johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "OK Johnny, now I'll ask you the 'Who Am I'
sort of
questions."
Johnny: "Go ahead, Miss."
Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I
get wet before you do."
Johnny: " Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored.
The best man always has me
first."
The Principal is very tense.
Johnny: "Wedding ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me you feel good."
The principal is swallowing hard, now.
Johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a
quiver."
Johnny: "Arrow"
The teacher gave up and the Principal gave a sigh of
relief and told
the teacher:
"Miss, put Johnny in the fifth grade. I missed the
last ten questions
myself!"
This is really a good one. I think all of us should
learn from this and
clean our dirty minds.
From India, Mumbai
54Johnny. She finally asked him: "Johnny, what's your
problem?"
He answered: "Miss, I'm too smart for the first grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm much
smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third
grade too."
The teacher was pissed off and had enough of Johnny.
She took him to the Principal's office and while
Johnny waited in the outer office the teacher
explained to the Principal what the situation was. He
told her that he would give Johnny a test and if he
failed to answer any of the questions then he was to
stay in
the first grade and behave himself. The teacher
agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36"
And so it went with every question the Principal
thought a third grade student should know. After a
while the Principal looked at the teacher and told
her: "I think Johnny can go to the third grade."
The teacher was not convinced and said: "Let me ask
him some questions too." The Principal and Johnny
both agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?"
Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have and I
don't?"
Johnny: "Pockets"
Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval,delicious and contains whitish liquid?"
Johnny: "Coconut"
The Principal is really freaking out and his eyes are
open wide but
Johnny is cool and was taking charge
of the situation.
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink, and then comes
out soft and
sticky?
The principal is literally holding his breath, his
mouth open wide
Johnny: "Bubblegum"
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
sitting down and a
dog on three legs?"
Johnny: "Shake hands"
Teacher: "OK Johnny, now I'll ask you the 'Who Am I'
sort of
questions."
Johnny: "Go ahead, Miss."
Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I
get wet before you do."
Johnny: " Tent"
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when
you're bored.
The best man always has me
first."
The Principal is very tense.
Johnny: "Wedding ring"
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me you feel good."
The principal is swallowing hard, now.
Johnny: "Nose"
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a
quiver."
Johnny: "Arrow"
The teacher gave up and the Principal gave a sigh of
relief and told
the teacher:
"Miss, put Johnny in the fifth grade. I missed the
last ten questions
myself!"
This is really a good one. I think all of us should
learn from this and
clean our dirty minds.
From India, Mumbai
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