The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
Regards,
Prashanth Reddy
From India, Hyderabad
1The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.
Regards,
Prashanth Reddy
From India, Hyderabad
Really Mr. Reddy, keeping your ass safe is necessary, but at times you have to albeit being yourself, to save asses of others too; even if it may sometimes hurt your ass as well. i think so.....
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
A great blend of humour and moral...could not stop laughing out loud...really one should mind one's ass only and not the others..lol..
keep posting..it was different and indeed "funnily inspiring"..
regards
Dr Rajesh
From India
keep posting..it was different and indeed "funnily inspiring"..
regards
Dr Rajesh
From India
Hey Prashanth
its a nice contribution....and funny too
even though we take it just as a story, don't you feel it hurts the feelings of true christians.
anyways nice effort from your end.
Regards
Rupa :)
From India, Madras
its a nice contribution....and funny too
even though we take it just as a story, don't you feel it hurts the feelings of true christians.
anyways nice effort from your end.
Regards
Rupa :)
From India, Madras
Hello Prashanth,
It is a wonderful contribution towards being your self and not to worry about the others.
Thanks for sharing.
Anal Shah
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From India, Ahmadabad
It is a wonderful contribution towards being your self and not to worry about the others.
Thanks for sharing.
Anal Shah
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From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Prashant, You r quite correct. Well I really had lot of fun while reading it. Regards, Kalyan. :D
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
Thank you all for your wonderful comments n support. I was so happy today to see my post in weeks best category. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
It was absolutely great and fantastic and what else i dont know.... But it was nice...indeed... I just read it at the right time when i really needed it.. Thanx for the same.. Shriya Karve.
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
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