Hi All...
Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes... 8) 8) 8) 8)
Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
3)
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends
to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5)
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Cool
Snap Banat singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps.
While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.
Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo"
9) Asli Joke
Sex our sardarji was filling up an application form
For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply.
Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females.
10)
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ok take take & by by,,,,,,
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Enjoy again with the favorite Sardar Jokes... 8) 8) 8) 8)
Why does sardarji brings binoculars in his own marriage?
To see his far relatives.
2) Asli Joke
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
3)
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends
to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
4) Asli Joke
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead.
Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
5)
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
6) Asli Joke
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
7) Asli Joke
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Maruti wale pagal hain, aage jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
Aur pichhe jaane waaste sirf ik?"
Cool
Snap Banat singh was working in a studio as a photographer. One day he went to a function to take some snaps.
While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.
Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo"
9) Asli Joke
Sex our sardarji was filling up an application form
For a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, address etc.
Then he the column sex. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote thrice a week. On seeing this in his apply.
Form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either male or female. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer preferably females.
10)
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. "
When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ok take take & by by,,,,,,
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Once a Sardar was travelling in a train, he had to go to Delhi
he heard "Yeh Aakashavani Delhi, Kabare"
He got down and started searching Parliament. After two days of struggle and questioning everyone he could not get a reply to his question.
He saw a sardar coming on the opposite direction. He approached him and asked
"oye parliament bhawan kitte hai"
The other sardar slapped him and said
"main to ek hafte se doond rahan huin thuje to sirf do he din huwe"
From India, Tiruppur
he heard "Yeh Aakashavani Delhi, Kabare"
He got down and started searching Parliament. After two days of struggle and questioning everyone he could not get a reply to his question.
He saw a sardar coming on the opposite direction. He approached him and asked
"oye parliament bhawan kitte hai"
The other sardar slapped him and said
"main to ek hafte se doond rahan huin thuje to sirf do he din huwe"
From India, Tiruppur
The jokes could be funny.. but even funnier is the "FACT" jokes are being cracked ON "Sardars".
Jokes on "Sardars" are made/cracked mostly by those who do not know Indian history (500 years old).
Here are few facts from Indian history:
a) Sikhs were popularly called Sardars (means Leader in English) because they volunteered as
Leaders (during the difficult times of Mughal oppression) -- Leaders who first Lead themselves
to be Universally "Empathetic" Human Beings & then Lead groups to defend against tyranny.
b) The Holy Book of Sikhs (which they regard as a Living Guru) contains Holy Hymns by
Sikh Gurus & by Enlightened Saints of different Sects including Hindus & Muslims.
c) 1st Sikh Guru (Guru Nanak) advocated that Hindu & Muslims should live in peace.
Guru Nanak advocated that -- just by calling a FLOWER by different NAMEs does not
change it's FRAGRANCE -- similarly, calling God with Different Names / Ideas / Ideologies
does not change God's Roles or Properties or Laws !
d) Two Sikh Gurus suffered tortures & sacrificed there lives to prevent Hindus from being forcibly
converted by some tyrant rulers. Gurus saw it as the suppression of "freedom to practice one's own religion".
e) The Sikhs took up to dress in unique "attires" (Hair, Beard, Bangle, Kirpan, Turban...) so that they
could be distinguished as defenders of humanity -- just as police "uniforms" today are meant to
distinguish persons who are defenders of law.
From India, Lucknow
Jokes on "Sardars" are made/cracked mostly by those who do not know Indian history (500 years old).
Here are few facts from Indian history:
a) Sikhs were popularly called Sardars (means Leader in English) because they volunteered as
Leaders (during the difficult times of Mughal oppression) -- Leaders who first Lead themselves
to be Universally "Empathetic" Human Beings & then Lead groups to defend against tyranny.
b) The Holy Book of Sikhs (which they regard as a Living Guru) contains Holy Hymns by
Sikh Gurus & by Enlightened Saints of different Sects including Hindus & Muslims.
c) 1st Sikh Guru (Guru Nanak) advocated that Hindu & Muslims should live in peace.
Guru Nanak advocated that -- just by calling a FLOWER by different NAMEs does not
change it's FRAGRANCE -- similarly, calling God with Different Names / Ideas / Ideologies
does not change God's Roles or Properties or Laws !
d) Two Sikh Gurus suffered tortures & sacrificed there lives to prevent Hindus from being forcibly
converted by some tyrant rulers. Gurus saw it as the suppression of "freedom to practice one's own religion".
e) The Sikhs took up to dress in unique "attires" (Hair, Beard, Bangle, Kirpan, Turban...) so that they
could be distinguished as defenders of humanity -- just as police "uniforms" today are meant to
distinguish persons who are defenders of law.
From India, Lucknow
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