Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
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Shiv
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18HA ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
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Shiv
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Shiva, here is the exact definition of love:
Universal Law Of Love:
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed; it can only transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."
First Law Of Love:
"A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her, and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy."
Second Law Of Love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy, and the direction of this love is the same as the increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third Law Of Love:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
From India, Madras
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Shiva, here is the exact definition of love:
Universal Law Of Love:
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed; it can only transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."
First Law Of Love:
"A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her, and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy."
Second Law Of Love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy, and the direction of this love is the same as the increment or decrement of the bank balance."
Third Law Of Love:
"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
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Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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I believe in this: God had made the world with beautiful nature. He felt so happy and thought of creating a living thing that can enjoy the nature, so he created MALE. He started playing as a kid, adventuring as a boy, and enjoying as an adult the beautiful world. Then God himself felt zealous about his enjoyment and thought of stopping this. He created wild animals, which man saved. He created poisonous animals, which man protected. He created disasters, which man survived. After thinking for a long time, God created the biggest natural disaster for man, which is "WOMEN." Bechara tabse bachna paya... ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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"Ye mohabbat samandar ki tarha hai,
jis mai jitna dubo utna hai kam....
Ye mohabbat zindagi ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna chaho utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat ibadat ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna karo utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat duaon ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna mango utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre" ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam...
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AK"
From India, Thana
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jis mai jitna dubo utna hai kam....
Ye mohabbat zindagi ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna chaho utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat ibadat ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna karo utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat duaon ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna mango utna hai kam...
Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre" ki tarhan hai,
Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam...
Regards
AK"
From India, Thana
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Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre,,(not Shiva) ki tarhan hai,,, *Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam.. hehehhehhehe............. well Brilliant addition ......AK as usual
From India, Hyderabad
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From India, Hyderabad
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