LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
Regards,
Shiv
From India, Bangalore
16HA ha ha ha ha ha ha haha
Regards,
Shiv
From India, Bangalore
Shiva here is the exact definition of love: ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
Universal Law Of Love:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
First Law Of Love:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or UnlessAny External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
From India, Madras
Universal Law Of Love:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
First Law Of Love:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or UnlessAny External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
From India, Madras
I believe in this:
God had made the world with a beautiful nature. He felt so happy and thought of creating a living thing which can enjoy the nature, he created MALE..................
He started playing as kid, adventuring as boy, enjoying as adult the beautiful world. Then god himself felt zealous all about his enjoyment .......................thought of stoping this....
Created wild animals, man saved. Created poison animals, man protected. Created disasters, man survived....................... After thinking a long time............... God had created a biggest natural disaster to a male that is “WOMEN”................
Bechara thabse bachna paya...................ha ha ha ha ha ha.
From India, Bangalore
God had made the world with a beautiful nature. He felt so happy and thought of creating a living thing which can enjoy the nature, he created MALE..................
He started playing as kid, adventuring as boy, enjoying as adult the beautiful world. Then god himself felt zealous all about his enjoyment .......................thought of stoping this....
Created wild animals, man saved. Created poison animals, man protected. Created disasters, man survived....................... After thinking a long time............... God had created a biggest natural disaster to a male that is “WOMEN”................
Bechara thabse bachna paya...................ha ha ha ha ha ha.
From India, Bangalore
"Ye mohabbat samandar ki tarha hai,,,
*jis mai jitna dubo utna hai kam....
"ye mohabbat zindagi ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna chaho utna hai kam...
"Ye mohabbat ibadat ki tarhan hai,,,
* Jis ko jitna karo utna hai kam ...
"Ye mohabbat duaon ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna mango utna hai kam...
"Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre,,(not Shiva) ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam..
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
*jis mai jitna dubo utna hai kam....
"ye mohabbat zindagi ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna chaho utna hai kam...
"Ye mohabbat ibadat ki tarhan hai,,,
* Jis ko jitna karo utna hai kam ...
"Ye mohabbat duaon ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna mango utna hai kam...
"Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre,,(not Shiva) ki tarhan hai,,,
*Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam..
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Ye mohabbat to AAP k "chehre,,(not Shiva) ki tarhan hai,,, *Jis ko jitna dekho utna he kam.. hehehhehhehe............. well Brilliant addition ......AK as usual
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
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