Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??
Jawab do!!
Dr- Mrs Rani, Good news 4 U
Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U
Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani
Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news
Who is a Friend?
Who is a Friend?
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.
But,
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”
Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho
Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho
Kar k yakin MujPe Pass Aakar Dekho
Badalta Nahi Kabhi Sona Apna Rang
Jitni BaaR Dil kare Aag Laga k Dekho
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
LOVE is d second mistake created by god
LOVE is d second mistake created by god.
Off Course girls r d first!
But the fact is dat:
Both r beautiful
n I LOVE both d MISTAKES
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.
Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy
Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy.
They Want ALL Things From One Man.
WhiLe Men Are So SimpLe That They Want OnLy One Thing From ALL Women..!!
Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..
Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..
Chuha billi se darta hai,
billi kutte se,
kutta aadmi se,
aadmi biwi se..
Aur biwi chuhe se GM
Wats SWARG Wats NARK
Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.
Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal
A man calls his wife
A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
Whenever u have to make a decision
Whenever u have to make a decision,
Listen to ur Heart
Then ur head
&
Then finally
Do…
What ur WIFE tells u to do…???
Mom- Kyu rote ho
Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he
Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi
Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi
Pappu koi jawab nahi deta He
Biwi- Me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu
Pappu- Oye, Gin-ne to de!
Shadi me dulhe k sath
Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?
BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.
Husbnd- Kya tumne mujhe
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No ans.
Husbnd again asks, No ans.
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo
Child to Mom
Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge
Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai
Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti
Sharabi knocks d door
Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
Wife- Jab desi pite ho
Wife: Jab desi pite ho
toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to
Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo
chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu!
Wife- Jaanu kash aap SMS hote
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai her haftey tumhe change karta.
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie
Wife is “Recievd call”
Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!
Husband & wife me jhagra hua
Husband & wife me jhagra hua
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Phone pe- kya khana hai
Biwi-jaher
Husband- ok khake so jao, mera ane me der lagegi
There hve been many tyms wen i disturbed u
There hve been many tyms
wen i disturbed u
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
bt on ths day
i just want to tell u tht
I PLAN TO CONTINUE…
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::gri n::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin: just for laugh
From India, Pune
72Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??
Jawab do!!
Dr- Mrs Rani, Good news 4 U
Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U
Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani
Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news
Who is a Friend?
Who is a Friend?
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.
But,
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”
Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho
Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho
Kar k yakin MujPe Pass Aakar Dekho
Badalta Nahi Kabhi Sona Apna Rang
Jitni BaaR Dil kare Aag Laga k Dekho
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
LOVE is d second mistake created by god
LOVE is d second mistake created by god.
Off Course girls r d first!
But the fact is dat:
Both r beautiful
n I LOVE both d MISTAKES
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.
Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy
Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy.
They Want ALL Things From One Man.
WhiLe Men Are So SimpLe That They Want OnLy One Thing From ALL Women..!!
Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..
Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..
Chuha billi se darta hai,
billi kutte se,
kutta aadmi se,
aadmi biwi se..
Aur biwi chuhe se GM
Wats SWARG Wats NARK
Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.
Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal
A man calls his wife
A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
Whenever u have to make a decision
Whenever u have to make a decision,
Listen to ur Heart
Then ur head
&
Then finally
Do…
What ur WIFE tells u to do…???
Mom- Kyu rote ho
Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he
Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi
Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi
Pappu koi jawab nahi deta He
Biwi- Me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu
Pappu- Oye, Gin-ne to de!
Shadi me dulhe k sath
Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?
BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.
Husbnd- Kya tumne mujhe
Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No ans.
Husbnd again asks, No ans.
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo
Child to Mom
Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge
Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai
Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti
Sharabi knocks d door
Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
Wife- Jab desi pite ho
Wife: Jab desi pite ho
toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to
Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo
chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu!
Wife- Jaanu kash aap SMS hote
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai her haftey tumhe change karta.
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man
Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie
Wife is “Recievd call”
Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!
Husband & wife me jhagra hua
Husband & wife me jhagra hua
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Phone pe- kya khana hai
Biwi-jaher
Husband- ok khake so jao, mera ane me der lagegi
There hve been many tyms wen i disturbed u
There hve been many tyms
wen i disturbed u
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
bt on ths day
i just want to tell u tht
I PLAN TO CONTINUE…
:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::gri n::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin: just for laugh
From India, Pune
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
.
.
.
Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin:
From India, Pune
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
.
.
.
Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin:
From India, Pune
Don’t Complicate Simple Promblem If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5=? Think be4 scroling Down Ans is 1 Bcoz the First Line says 1=5 Don’t Complicate Simple Promblem.
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Teacher asks children Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt Only U & Me I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt Only U & Me U Knw WAt Hapend? U Were Lookin So Inocent Coz I Was EAtin Pav bhaji & U Wer Saying 1 ChAmach Khila
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Cheeers!! Good news 4u Cheeers!! Good news 4u. Thums up pio. pepsi pio. juice pio. beer pio. kyunki . . ab HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!! Karlo susu chaddi me
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Ur a flower in english
Ur a “flower” in english
In sanskrit “pushp”
In arabi “zuhra”
In urdu “gul”
Don’t b so happy, b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
From India, Pune
Ur a “flower” in english
In sanskrit “pushp”
In arabi “zuhra”
In urdu “gul”
Don’t b so happy, b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
From India, Pune
A to Z Isme 1 Missing Hai!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?
2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kaha ata hai..!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
enjoyyyyyyyyy .......i think its enough dose for todayyyyyyyyyyy
From India, Pune
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?
2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kaha ata hai..!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
enjoyyyyyyyyy .......i think its enough dose for todayyyyyyyyyyy
From India, Pune
4 Pepsi Sharukh
4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry
Aap Ka Naam
“Desi Daru” K liye:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
From India, Pune
4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry
Aap Ka Naam
“Desi Daru” K liye:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
From India, Pune
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