Hello Friends,
We know that interview rejects are very common but on what basis the candiadte gets rejected is important, mentioned below are some funny reasons which will definitely bring smile on your face............happy reading.
INTERVIEW REJECTS
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....
Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just
because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are
a "grasshoper"!
(Job hoper lah!)
Story V
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even
want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
Regards,
Ramya
From India, Mumbai
We know that interview rejects are very common but on what basis the candiadte gets rejected is important, mentioned below are some funny reasons which will definitely bring smile on your face............happy reading.
INTERVIEW REJECTS
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....
Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just
because of u.
Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are
a "grasshoper"!
(Job hoper lah!)
Story V
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even
want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
Regards,
Ramya
From India, Mumbai
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE: METRICPASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER: M P!!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED
From India, New Delhi
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE: METRICPASS
OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER: M P!!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED
From India, New Delhi
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