Humorous Interaction: Software Engineer and His Wife - A Tech-Savvy Relationship

Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in the morning.
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan! Forget it, where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read-only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable, press Ctrl + Alt + Del to reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed an illegal operation, it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another user.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going.
Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer