HI All,
Check this out its really cool
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same
office. The first one goes in for his interview and
the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see
when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too
hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says,
"That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here
again."
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same
question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no
ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and
yelling that he'll never get a job with his company.
As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy,
"Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got
any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay,"
said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he
is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you
look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear
contacts."
The interviewer was flabergasted, "How on earth did
you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't
wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
Best Wishes,
Sridhar
From India, Hyderabad
4Check this out its really cool
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same
office. The first one goes in for his interview and
the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see
when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too
hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says,
"That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here
again."
The second man takes his turn and is asked the same
question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no
ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and
yelling that he'll never get a job with his company.
As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy,
"Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got
any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay,"
said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he
is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you
look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear
contacts."
The interviewer was flabergasted, "How on earth did
you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't
wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
Best Wishes,
Sridhar
From India, Hyderabad
What a great joke! Love it.
Did you hear about the 3 construction workers sitting high above the street on a beam, eating their lunch?
First guy opens his sandwiches and says, "Oh no! My wife has made egg sandwiches AGAIN. I hate egg sandwiches!" and he jumps to his death.
The other 2 guys look on sadly.
The second man opens his lunch and says "Damn! My wife has made me meat sandwiches AGAIN. I hate meat sandwiches!" and he jumps to his death too.
The third guy looks down sadly as he opens his lunch.
"Not AGAIN!" he yells ... "I hate jam sandwiches!" and he leaps from the beam too.
As he falls he bounces of a shade cloth near the ground before hitting the pavement, seriously injured. A passer-by runs over and said "Why did you jump?"
The injured man gasps "I hate jam sandwiches. I had them again today for the millionth time."
The passer-by asks "Why didn't you ask your wife to make you something else?"
The injured man replied......"I'm not married. I make my own lunch."
From Australia, Ballarat
Did you hear about the 3 construction workers sitting high above the street on a beam, eating their lunch?
First guy opens his sandwiches and says, "Oh no! My wife has made egg sandwiches AGAIN. I hate egg sandwiches!" and he jumps to his death.
The other 2 guys look on sadly.
The second man opens his lunch and says "Damn! My wife has made me meat sandwiches AGAIN. I hate meat sandwiches!" and he jumps to his death too.
The third guy looks down sadly as he opens his lunch.
"Not AGAIN!" he yells ... "I hate jam sandwiches!" and he leaps from the beam too.
As he falls he bounces of a shade cloth near the ground before hitting the pavement, seriously injured. A passer-by runs over and said "Why did you jump?"
The injured man gasps "I hate jam sandwiches. I had them again today for the millionth time."
The passer-by asks "Why didn't you ask your wife to make you something else?"
The injured man replied......"I'm not married. I make my own lunch."
From Australia, Ballarat
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