Hi Friends,
I hope you ll love the joke posted below by an Old Lady..
HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULLNAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
HMMM,...OR COULD HE???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. " HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
2I hope you ll love the joke posted below by an Old Lady..
HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULLNAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
HMMM,...OR COULD HE???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. " HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
Good One ...Manju :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I Have Never BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS OF MY AGE AND I never Thought , "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" !!! Because .... I really don't look 'OLD' and Iam not that 'OLD' either . :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
I Have Never BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS OF MY AGE AND I never Thought , "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" !!! Because .... I really don't look 'OLD' and Iam not that 'OLD' either . :wink: :lol: :lol:
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From India, Hyderabad
SSsshhhhhh !!!! SARI .... :P Koi sun lega !! :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But it’s not Santoor any way .... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Good Afternoon Manju........good posting........ :lol:
Santoor.... :roll: ........Fair & Lovely..... :shock: arrey yaar it is either
Surf Excel :roll: or may be :idea: Nirma Washing Powder :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu.....Joke....Joke......have a COKE :P
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Santoor.... :roll: ........Fair & Lovely..... :shock: arrey yaar it is either
Surf Excel :roll: or may be :idea: Nirma Washing Powder :wink: :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venu.....Joke....Joke......have a COKE :P
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hey Manju....Thanks..... :P BTW where is SANTU?......Woh Bechchara Kaam ke Bhoj Ka Mara...........No time for Tara ra...ra..ra...... :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu bahut din se isi 'chance 'ke taak mein thi .. ke kahan mein fasoon aur wo meri taan kheenche ... hai na Sindhu..? :wink: :lol: :lol:
Dear MANJU and SINDHU ...
na Fair & Lovely, na surf, na Nirma aur na Tide.
yeh sab safedi ke liye hain bidu,
Iam just dark, smart & brite (bright). :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yaaron, have a Sprite ...... kyonki 'yeh bujhaaye pyas ......
baaki sab ........ :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lekin ...joke ko bagal mein chod ... meri taang ke peeeche kyon pade ho yaar aap sab ke sab....? kabaddi kabaddi kya ?.. :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Sindhu bahut din se isi 'chance 'ke taak mein thi .. ke kahan mein fasoon aur wo meri taan kheenche ... hai na Sindhu..? :wink: :lol: :lol:
Dear MANJU and SINDHU ...
na Fair & Lovely, na surf, na Nirma aur na Tide.
yeh sab safedi ke liye hain bidu,
Iam just dark, smart & brite (bright). :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yaaron, have a Sprite ...... kyonki 'yeh bujhaaye pyas ......
baaki sab ........ :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lekin ...joke ko bagal mein chod ... meri taang ke peeeche kyon pade ho yaar aap sab ke sab....? kabaddi kabaddi kya ?.. :wink: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
OK Venu....... :( ab hum aapko nahin karenge pareshan......na hi leg pulling karenge......ab sirf aapse hogi serious baatein....... :? Happy... :roll:
but :roll:
kintu......paranthu :roll:
.....agar humne above said par amal kardiya tho phir...Humour kahan rah jayega bhaki...isliye humne bahut sochkar decide kiya hain :idea:
.....atleast 2 days aapko relieve kar dete hain and the dates I have chosen is:
30 & 31st February, 2008.......OK....now you are Happy....good...
As now your spirits must be really high ab aap pee sakthey ho SPRITE :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
but :roll:
kintu......paranthu :roll:
.....agar humne above said par amal kardiya tho phir...Humour kahan rah jayega bhaki...isliye humne bahut sochkar decide kiya hain :idea:
.....atleast 2 days aapko relieve kar dete hain and the dates I have chosen is:
30 & 31st February, 2008.......OK....now you are Happy....good...
As now your spirits must be really high ab aap pee sakthey ho SPRITE :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Gana hai ...
aaaa a.. baaton hee baaton mein ishara kardiya,
thees, ekattis february ko Chotti de diyaaaa a aaa .
baton hee baaton mein... :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
aaaa a.. baaton hee baaton mein ishara kardiya,
thees, ekattis february ko Chotti de diyaaaa a aaa .
baton hee baaton mein... :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Hey Manju Thanks dear........... :lol: :lol: :lol:
hmmmm Venu...... :P Kabhi Gana tho kabhi Bhajana.... :wink:
....Venu......manju ko mat dhamkao.......warna kardenge Punchure Tyre.. :wink: .....Phir booljaoge kehna Fire...Fire :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :lol: :P Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
hmmmm Venu...... :P Kabhi Gana tho kabhi Bhajana.... :wink:
....Venu......manju ko mat dhamkao.......warna kardenge Punchure Tyre.. :wink: .....Phir booljaoge kehna Fire...Fire :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:P :lol: :P Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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