Please find below the essay written in high angrezi by a Bihari. You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations in India. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow.
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is four footed, and because he is female, he gives milk, (but will do so when he is got child). H e has got four legs together. Two are forwards and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from the four taps attached to his basement (horses don't have any such attachments) What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to the cobbler, waterman's and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, also his other motion...gober, is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes (like pizza), in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.
He has got tail also situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At nighttime he poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......
Big Boss
From Australia, Adelaide
10Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is four footed, and because he is female, he gives milk, (but will do so when he is got child). H e has got four legs together. Two are forwards and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from the four taps attached to his basement (horses don't have any such attachments) What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to the cobbler, waterman's and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, also his other motion...gober, is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes (like pizza), in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.
He has got tail also situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At nighttime he poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......
Big Boss
From Australia, Adelaide
as a joke its very good but its really unbelievable that a person sitting for an IAS exam does such a foolish act...............nt digestable
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Wow!!!! Good one .. Had a good laugh. Worth reading it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sapana
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
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