You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
From India, Ahmadabad
496You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Regards,
Amit Seth.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
From India, Ahmadabad
Good quotes Amit... I liked this one most..."Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. " Keep Posting... Manoj
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Hi Amit..........I am fine How about you:?:....actually nowadays thoda workload hain...........isliye jab bhi mauka lagtha hain aajati hoom.....and this new version of CiteHR is very fast too.......Aaj ek posting dekhi tho kal thak tho woh century cross kar jaati hain........hmmm ab Taal se Taal milana padega........:-P really miss our old gang:(anyways.........aapki bhi posting mein kuch raftaar kam hain aajkal...........why what happened:?:
Regards...........Sindhu:-P
From India, Delhi
Regards...........Sindhu:-P
From India, Delhi
Hi Sindhu..
Me also fine dear..
Hmmm can understand with your posts quantity.. Waise bhi this time every jagah worloads jyada ho jate hain kyoki this time Joining ki speed jyada hoti hai..
yes, thats true.. speed kaphi fast hai, otherwise pehle to kabhi kabhi morning ka evening tak post hota tha.. but ab evening tak post ki chain itni long ho jati hai ki it becomes difficult to search reply on your post...
Hahahaha.. bilkul sahi kaha.. Taal se taal milana to chahiye but kya hai na ki is time to ye muskil dikhta hai.. because of our busy schedule..:(
Hmmm.. really miss those days, only leg pulling Hehehehe.. :)
Haan yaar bilkul sahi kaha,, actually i have made a change so obviously you could undertsand why raftar is low.. :idea:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Me also fine dear..
Hmmm can understand with your posts quantity.. Waise bhi this time every jagah worloads jyada ho jate hain kyoki this time Joining ki speed jyada hoti hai..
yes, thats true.. speed kaphi fast hai, otherwise pehle to kabhi kabhi morning ka evening tak post hota tha.. but ab evening tak post ki chain itni long ho jati hai ki it becomes difficult to search reply on your post...
Hahahaha.. bilkul sahi kaha.. Taal se taal milana to chahiye but kya hai na ki is time to ye muskil dikhta hai.. because of our busy schedule..:(
Hmmm.. really miss those days, only leg pulling Hehehehe.. :)
Haan yaar bilkul sahi kaha,, actually i have made a change so obviously you could undertsand why raftar is low.. :idea:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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