Hazir Jawabi.. Husband & Wife

Amitmhrm

496

Hi All... Enjoy below the Hazir Jawabi.. Between Husband & Wife...:cool:

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Mkkhiya" maar raha hoon.

Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female ...

Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi... ;)

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one???? ;)

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Wife: Dekho Ji Woh Samne Wale Ghar Main Rehne Wala Aadmi Mujhe Dekhane Ke Liye Baar - Baar Hamare Ghar Ki Taraf Ghoor Raha hai.

Husband - Kya Tumko Abhi Tak Dekh Paya?

Wife - Nahi!

Husband: Daaro Mat..Ek Baar Parda Haata Kar Apne Ko Dekha Do.. Fhir Woh Ghoorana Band Kar Dega. Har Aadmi Maire Tarah Kabadia Wala Nahi Hota, Jo Raddi Pe Nazar Rakhe.... !!! ;)

Reagards,

Amit Seth

30th April 2008 From India, Ahmadabad

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shrutiarjun

Hi Amit......adding some more haazir jawabees..........
Thappad Maarnay par Naraz baithi Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappad maaray aur Boli
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti"
uh....Kya haasir jawabi hain.........:D ;)
:p
Sindhu
2nd May 2008 From India, Delhi

Amitmhrm

496

Bilkul sahi Hazir Jawabi hai.. but definitely she must be crying while slapping her husband.. ;)
2nd May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad

Amitmhrm

496

Nah Nah Sindhu ji, thats called sympathetic tears.. so that husband won’t react again.. ;);)
2nd May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad

shrutiarjun

Hey Amit....Do you think he will react...when he is getting Double Dose of what he is giving...."Pyaar" of course........so he will not do the galti of Waar again ...:D....;)
Hey thanks Govil.....:p :p
Regards................Sindhu
3rd May 2008 From India, Delhi

Amitmhrm

496

Thank you Govil, miss gautam n Arc.. :):)
Yes very true Sindhu, He won't react otherwise if he will react double of that then she will be no more in a condition to give him an extra double dose.. wats say Sindhu.. ;);)
3rd May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad

shrutiarjun

Hey come out of your myth.........Amit.....Double dosewa ka Chancewa hi nahi bantha hai....tho why tensionwa.....he he he ......:D
Oh.....:p thanks Julie.........for appreciating my post.....(He He....Amitwa ko Gussa kyon aata hai?)
Regards...........Sindhu
9th May 2008 From India, Delhi

Amitmhrm

496

Hey Sindhu.. hum boleing to dosewa diya then wife agla dosewa dene layak nahi bacheing.. Dekha Amit ka Tashan.. ;);)
9th May 2008 From India, Ahmadabad

shrutiarjun

Kya mana rahey ho Jashan simply mentioning Tashan........Factwa tho sabko maloom hi hain.....but I know everybody hesitate confession........How is my rhyming session.........:p :p :D Sindhu
9th May 2008 From India, Delhi

shrutiarjun

hush.......shhhhh.......no mention of Miss Bush....otherwise Mr. Bush will not be khush......:p :p :D Sindhu
9th May 2008 From India, Delhi

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