Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Regards,
Manju :)

From India, Hyderabad
ek song ho jaaye :
Ye Jawaanee, Hain Diwaanee,
Haa Meri Raanee, Rukh Jaao Raanee
Dekh Jaraa Peechhe Mud Ke,
Chalee Kahaa Ayese Ud Ke ..
Gili Gili Appaa, Gili Gili Appaa, Gili Gili Appaa
gili gili gili ...
... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, Hyderabad
Teek Teek hai.. I think you liked the joke on girls extremely Venu.. :evil: :evil: :evil: Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
I enjoyed every bit of the song as well ... Manju !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Naya error aa raha hai ... ab iski kami thi .. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, Hyderabad
Hi .....Venu......One more thing........ not receiving the reply recd reminder as well..... :roll: I think ERROR SESSION is becoming a Real HORROR SESSION :wink: :P :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:cry: :cry: :cry: Ya Sindhu and Venu.. These errors are stealing our fun.. Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
koi gal nahi Manju & Sindhu ... we shall smile on that too .. kya bolte ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Poor Husband. After this conversation , the scene will be as follows.
" Wife dressed in white saree. Police invesigating the house. Neighbours and well wishers whispering amony themselves the reason fo sudden death of the husband"
Regards
Usha

From India, Mumbai
Well said Venu............ :P :lol:
:shock: :shock: Oh USHA..........Kya Climax hain....tumney tho Comedy Movie ko Tragedy bana diya....woh bhi Suspense Thriller......Usha Rani Badi Sayani..... :P
:roll: :x :?:
:cry: :wink: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi
Oh no Usha.. Don’t make this post a Daily Sopa on Star.. Kyonki Khooni bhi kabhi Patni Thi.. :shock: :shock: :shock: Yup Venu we ll Keep Smiling.. :) :) :) Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
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