:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) Enjoy a Train Crash.. funny.. 8)
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking:
"What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Tom.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo".
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash." .. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking:
"What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Tom.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo".
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash." .. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Good one Amith :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Can you ask him to take me. Infact i have also not seen any train crash. Regards, Deva
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Amit, ask him to take me tooo :) even i have not seen yet... :) deva y do u want to c the train crash without me with u.. :) :) :) regards, Maria Merlin
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Deva and Maria.. I guess u two r very eager to watch it.. Let me join the party too :wink:
From India, Kochi
From India, Kochi
Hi, Yup, Mari will come with the DRUMS and Raghav will come with TRUMPHET for the party with me.. Lets Celebrate :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, Deva
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cooooooooooooooool.. Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
You right Raghav.
I'll be a dancer. Basically am a dancer. so it'll not be am issue for me.
Hope, Manju would also like to join the party.
How about you Maria? are u ok with your role?
Regards,
Deva
From India, Madras
I'll be a dancer. Basically am a dancer. so it'll not be am issue for me.
Hope, Manju would also like to join the party.
How about you Maria? are u ok with your role?
Regards,
Deva
From India, Madras
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you alll... :D :D :D 8) 8) 8)
Will ask him to welcome you all...
Hope Deva Must be a Good Dancer.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
BTW Maria.. whats your choice to play there.. :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Thank you alll... :D :D :D 8) 8) 8)
Will ask him to welcome you all...
Hope Deva Must be a Good Dancer.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
BTW Maria.. whats your choice to play there.. :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Amit, Maria will play the DRUMS. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wat about you amit? Regards, Deva
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
No deva i don't want that role....
I thought deva u wanted to go and help people, but i din't realise that u guys wanted to go for party....:)
i will come there to drive u guys to help the people who are suffering becos of the train crash.... :D :D :D :D
a sad thing had happened there and u guys are enjoying with party is it???
don't u guys feel sorry for it?????
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
regards,
Maria Merlin
From India, Madras
I thought deva u wanted to go and help people, but i din't realise that u guys wanted to go for party....:)
i will come there to drive u guys to help the people who are suffering becos of the train crash.... :D :D :D :D
a sad thing had happened there and u guys are enjoying with party is it???
don't u guys feel sorry for it?????
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
regards,
Maria Merlin
From India, Madras
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