23 ways of effective insulting
1. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
2. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
3. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
6. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
7. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
8. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
9. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
10.He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
11.He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
12. He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!
13. He is listed in Who's Who as what’s that?
14. How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
15. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
16. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
17. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help
18. Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can't act stupid.
19. How can I miss you if you don't go away?
20. Any fool can criticise, and many of them do.
21. We all are born mad. Some remain so.....
22. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
23.When you ask someone the time, you don't want them to tell you how to build a watch
ha haa
Roma :lol:
From India, Mumbai
1. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
2. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
3. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
4. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
5. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
6. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you
7. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
8. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
9. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
10.He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
11.He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
12. He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!
13. He is listed in Who's Who as what’s that?
14. How come you're here? I thought the zoo was closed at night!
15. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
16. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
17. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help
18. Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can't act stupid.
19. How can I miss you if you don't go away?
20. Any fool can criticise, and many of them do.
21. We all are born mad. Some remain so.....
22. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
23.When you ask someone the time, you don't want them to tell you how to build a watch
ha haa
Roma :lol:
From India, Mumbai
Hi thr I think these are perfect ways of insulting...........!!!! :P :P :P Grt job keep it up!!!! :D
From India, Gurgaon
From India, Gurgaon
EXCELLENT ONES ROMA,
I liked all of them. People say I've no taste, but I liked them. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! Me too !! :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
1I liked all of them. People say I've no taste, but I liked them. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! Me too !! :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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