Hi All...
Enjoy... 18 Rules Between Men and Women
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
Enjoy... 18 Rules Between Men and Women
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
The final conclusion of the post sent by Amit is A woman Always Rules the Rules GOOD POSTING AMIT HATS OFF TO YOU KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
From India, Srinagar
Absolutely True Dear & u all should be ready to follow it, coz u dont have any other option, Kyun Sahi kaha na...................
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Regards,
Tanha :o :o :o
From India, Ahmadabad
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Regards,
Tanha :o :o :o
From India, Ahmadabad
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thank You All.. :D :D :D 8) 8) BTW.. even i strongly believe in most of the rules.. :wink: :wink: Hmmm whether will follow or not.. its my decision.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Rules are meant to be followed....If you dont follow then you will be accused....We will sue you................. :lol: :lol:
You could have written statements instead of rules.......It is ur mistake..!
From India, Vadodara
You could have written statements instead of rules.......It is ur mistake..!
From India, Vadodara
:lol: :lol: :lol: Seems now i will have to follow the rule number 6 and 16.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
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