Hi friends!!!!
read a blonde joke.....
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams,
"If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
From India, Delhi
14read a blonde joke.....
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams,
"If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
From India, Delhi
one more joke from my side!
A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
tke cre friends!!!!!!
From India, Delhi
A woman and a man are involved in
a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies,
"No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."
tke cre friends!!!!!!
From India, Delhi
I think I have found the
secret to inner peace!
My therapist told me that the way to achieve inner peace
was to always finish things I had started.
So today, I finished
two bags of potato chips,
a box of doughnuts,
a bottle of red wine, and
the rest of that chocolate fudge swirl ice cream.
I feel better already!
Please pass this valuable information along to all your
friends and loved ones who need to achieve inner peace!
From India, Delhi
secret to inner peace!
My therapist told me that the way to achieve inner peace
was to always finish things I had started.
So today, I finished
two bags of potato chips,
a box of doughnuts,
a bottle of red wine, and
the rest of that chocolate fudge swirl ice cream.
I feel better already!
Please pass this valuable information along to all your
friends and loved ones who need to achieve inner peace!
From India, Delhi
one more........
There were two blondes walking down the
street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to
so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks
familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend
and says, "Silly, that's me!"
From India, Delhi
There were two blondes walking down the
street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to
so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks
familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend
and says, "Silly, that's me!"
From India, Delhi
One more Blonde Joke......
The local sheriff [Law officer] was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went
in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What
is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked
the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself,
then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted,
"I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go
home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her
best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the
job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
From India, Delhi
The local sheriff [Law officer] was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went
in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What
is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant but she's right."
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with
the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer
that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked
the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself,
then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted,
"I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go
home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her
best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the
job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
From India, Delhi
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