UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one price of the plane along when they come to the airport
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to building.
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Air Dos
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again jump again on again, and so on.
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Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.
Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
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Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever
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Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but cost more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
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Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.
<link outdated-removed> build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.
They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html
Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”
From India, Hyderabad
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1Everyone brings one price of the plane along when they come to the airport
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to building.
**************************************
Air Dos
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again jump again on again, and so on.
*****************************************
Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.
Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don’t need to know, don’t want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
******************************************
Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever
.
*****************************************
Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but cost more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
*****************************
Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.
<link outdated-removed> build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.
They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html
Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”
From India, Hyderabad
Contributing Member
You have truly said RJ I dont have any work to do that is why I posting the old threads only do you have any problem in that????????????
From India, Hyderabad
Contributing Member
From India, Hyderabad
Contributing Member
what is this deepika..........it was just posted by me..........nw u have to bear my pink lite.............:icon7:
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
You are making this site meaningless.
don't you have any work except this?
ridiculous.....:icon7::icon7:
you people should be with other sites
Definition of Humor- is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.
Your poems are not humorous - they don't provide laughter or amusement. We can understand reading to jokes under humor or funny proverbs but not romantic poems.
If you are so good at writing such why don't u have a separate blog for yourself and your friends so you all can enjoy it......
Others do paste poems but they do it rarely you seem to be only reading and pasting romantic poems all the time.............
Whats this ..:icon7: this cite is meant for professionals and to discuss serious HR related issues, kindly do cooperate in increasing your knowledge as well as the knowledge of other HR Members by taking active part in discussions related to HR.:icon7:
Dont be IDOTIC and post foolish Threads..and spoil your time discussing these posts,,
AND MIND UR POSTING SAME OLD TOPICS AGAIN AND AGAIN,,,,
What is thishappenning....:icon7::icon7:
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
don't you have any work except this?
ridiculous.....:icon7::icon7:
you people should be with other sites
Definition of Humor- is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.
Your poems are not humorous - they don't provide laughter or amusement. We can understand reading to jokes under humor or funny proverbs but not romantic poems.
If you are so good at writing such why don't u have a separate blog for yourself and your friends so you all can enjoy it......
Others do paste poems but they do it rarely you seem to be only reading and pasting romantic poems all the time.............
Whats this ..:icon7: this cite is meant for professionals and to discuss serious HR related issues, kindly do cooperate in increasing your knowledge as well as the knowledge of other HR Members by taking active part in discussions related to HR.:icon7:
Dont be IDOTIC and post foolish Threads..and spoil your time discussing these posts,,
AND MIND UR POSTING SAME OLD TOPICS AGAIN AND AGAIN,,,,
What is thishappenning....:icon7::icon7:
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
Runal aise bolte hai kya......... chalo Deep ko sorry bolo.......... hihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..............
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
aajao yaar...........no need to be angry.........:razz: i know RJ bahut ganda hai..............har baar red lite le kar aa jata hai.............:icon7::icon7: RJ say sorry to her..........:icon7:
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
From India, Delhi
Contributing Member
wat the hell yaar..daily tum log sabko tang karata hai aur bad me sry bolta hai ..no need to cme deepika...bbye forever ,,wish you all the best ..hv a gr8 life ahead
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
ok leme try ........................Deepa come back ..............galdi aa gavooooooooooooooooo we r waiting for u.............:icon1::icon1::icon1:
From India, Calicut
Contributing Member
From India, Calicut
Contributing Member
deepkia ...dont come pls..............these guys alwys hurting the person..its not the frst time..so pls dont come.......they dont kno the individula feelings....and after hurting they know one thing only ie sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............so wil suggest u pls dont come.....if u want to cme, hv a blast on them
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
wat shut up yaar .,.if i am saying the fact ..u pls accept these things...daily u all are hurting someone..joke is ok.....but tat shud be in limit ..limit means,u should not hurt anyone......everyone has their own feelings,emotionssssssssssssss..u need to understand wat r u expressing infront of anyone..did u all...?? no thats y she got hurt ....
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
From India, Pune
Contributing Member
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