A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14.
When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''
The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?''
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''
From India, Bangalore
32She says: ''You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14.
When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you''
The boyfriend says: ''Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?''
"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?''
From India, Bangalore
Hello friend....
I meant to say all the women are not materialistic.....
I agree women expect a lot but that is only LOVE of the beloved ones...
Not the things or money that they get from you...
A care you give her.....
The love you give her....
Everything matters her a lot...
Thanks
Nithya :D
From India, Madras
I meant to say all the women are not materialistic.....
I agree women expect a lot but that is only LOVE of the beloved ones...
Not the things or money that they get from you...
A care you give her.....
The love you give her....
Everything matters her a lot...
Thanks
Nithya :D
From India, Madras
Hey Sidhu,
Like duh……….. the guy is such a tube light.
Well, we gals are very smart :lol: very, very smart that is!! :D and we evaluate the boy friend in every aspect coz unlike guys we look for life long boy friends and not for fun BTW. :lol:
So when the gal expects a gift…………….. it is just to see what a “giving heart” the guy has!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :D :D :D
From Sri Lanka
Like duh……….. the guy is such a tube light.
Well, we gals are very smart :lol: very, very smart that is!! :D and we evaluate the boy friend in every aspect coz unlike guys we look for life long boy friends and not for fun BTW. :lol:
So when the gal expects a gift…………….. it is just to see what a “giving heart” the guy has!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :D :D :D
From Sri Lanka
This is from one of my fellow friend's from Cite HR.
DISCLAIMER - NO HARM MEANT! :lol:
Dear Freinds,
The problems with GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love
her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not
true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT
THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Words to remember for a while
Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are
on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think that there is something
wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
From India, Panipat
DISCLAIMER - NO HARM MEANT! :lol:
Dear Freinds,
The problems with GIRLS:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love
her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not
true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT
THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...
Words to remember for a while
Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are
on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think that there is something
wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday...
From India, Panipat
Hey Guys,
Hope no one is offended here. This is just for fun. Just to relieve stress………………… :D :D :D
Anyway now the conclusion is we gals are just superbly cool and the guys can’t live without us gals………………………and the guys know it ‘n don’t wanna admit it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheers,
Ashra
From Sri Lanka
Hope no one is offended here. This is just for fun. Just to relieve stress………………… :D :D :D
Anyway now the conclusion is we gals are just superbly cool and the guys can’t live without us gals………………………and the guys know it ‘n don’t wanna admit it!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheers,
Ashra
From Sri Lanka
Hey Ppl,
Anyone can live without anyone.. Guys may show that they can live without gals and gals can show that they cant live without guys... But the challenge is to live with someone.. which i feel is the most difficult thing to do. (Adjusting their shortcomes, etc.,)....
Thanks for taking time in reading this Gyaan
~Raghav :lol:
From India, Kochi
Anyone can live without anyone.. Guys may show that they can live without gals and gals can show that they cant live without guys... But the challenge is to live with someone.. which i feel is the most difficult thing to do. (Adjusting their shortcomes, etc.,)....
Thanks for taking time in reading this Gyaan
~Raghav :lol:
From India, Kochi
Hey Raghav,
I agree and disagree!!!!!! :roll:
I disagree about the fact that any one can live with out anyone. I don’t think that is possible in this era. People are now naturally dependent on each other!! :o
I do agree when you say it is a challenge to live with someone. Especially the opposite sex I guess. There are so many differences and shortcomings in both parties so adjusting to it is a huge challenge. :D
But always remember……………….. give in…….. but don’t give up!!!!!!!!!
:P
From Sri Lanka
I agree and disagree!!!!!! :roll:
I disagree about the fact that any one can live with out anyone. I don’t think that is possible in this era. People are now naturally dependent on each other!! :o
I do agree when you say it is a challenge to live with someone. Especially the opposite sex I guess. There are so many differences and shortcomings in both parties so adjusting to it is a huge challenge. :D
But always remember……………….. give in…….. but don’t give up!!!!!!!!!
:P
From Sri Lanka
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