Hi Friends........:razz:
Kanjoos Makhi Choos
Nikal Dala isney sabka Juice:-D
ENJOY...............:icon6:
Kanjoos: Yeh khela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega...
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela dey de:-D
A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Iâ m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:Toh phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Quon chala rakha hain hay
:icon6:
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!:-D:icon6:
Kanjoos ne Arbi Sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne til waley laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munnaâ, Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon daud rahahay:-D
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya quom le rahey ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.:icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
5Kanjoos Makhi Choos
Nikal Dala isney sabka Juice:-D
ENJOY...............:icon6:
Kanjoos: Yeh khela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega...
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela dey de:-D
A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Iâ m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:Toh phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha Quon chala rakha hain hay
:icon6:
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!:-D:icon6:
Kanjoos ne Arbi Sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne til waley laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munnaâ, Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon daud rahahay:-D
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya quom le rahey ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.:icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Thanks Amol, Swati, RJ, Chitra, KCS:p
Wah........RJ ne kya Joke mara:mrgreen:
OK ek aur Joke on Kanjoos....8-)
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha :mrgreen:
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha :-?
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? :icon14:
Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda:wacko:
From India, Delhi
Wah........RJ ne kya Joke mara:mrgreen:
OK ek aur Joke on Kanjoos....8-)
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha :mrgreen:
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha :-?
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? :icon14:
Kanjoos: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda:wacko:
From India, Delhi
Oh...really RJ:mrgreen:...is that So... Chitra:-?
Ok time for some more8-)
Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha, :mrgreen:
Kise ne pocha bhai kab tak khatey rahogey? :-?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gaya hun par kya karoom card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm:wacko::p
Kanjoos asked the Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? 8)
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. :sleep:
Kanjoos ne jeb se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.:wink::p
From India, Delhi
Ok time for some more8-)
Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha, :mrgreen:
Kise ne pocha bhai kab tak khatey rahogey? :-?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gaya hun par kya karoom card me likha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm:wacko::p
Kanjoos asked the Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? 8)
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. :sleep:
Kanjoos ne jeb se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.:wink::p
From India, Delhi
dear sindhu tum is RJ ke baation per maat jana.. woh tumhe bhi bina ticket ke ghumadega.:twisted::twisted::twisted: Waise really hillarious jokes :mrgreen: keep posting:p
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Good one Sindhu :-P some from my side :)
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." :-D
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first. :icon6:
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, xcdent ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.... :-D
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job....:icon6:
Regards
Ak
From India, Thana
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." :-D
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first. :icon6:
Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, xcdent ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.... :-D
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job....:icon6:
Regards
Ak
From India, Thana
Wah.........Lagta he Kanjooso ki toh shamat aa gayi.........shruti ji.........jo unke par bol rahi he.........nahi Di.............:mrgreen::mrgreen::twisted::twisted::roll::mrgreen:
From India, Bombay
From India, Bombay
Thanks.....Narzary,Anju, Paresh:p
Oh really Viru.....:icon10:
Amol…nice addition:-P
:beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::b eatup::beatup:…Ok now you are happy Abhi…mainey dose deney main koi kanjoosi nahi ki:-D…ha ha ha
you can ofcouse share it with RJ…:icon4:.if you are not kanjoos…:icon10:
Ok friends ab ek baat batao yeh Kanjoos ko Makhi Choos ka title kahan se mila::confused::?:...waiting for an answer without any kanjoosi:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Oh really Viru.....:icon10:
Amol…nice addition:-P
:beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup::b eatup::beatup:…Ok now you are happy Abhi…mainey dose deney main koi kanjoosi nahi ki:-D…ha ha ha
you can ofcouse share it with RJ…:icon4:.if you are not kanjoos…:icon10:
Ok friends ab ek baat batao yeh Kanjoos ko Makhi Choos ka title kahan se mila::confused::?:...waiting for an answer without any kanjoosi:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Viru...:twisted:.....:p wrong answer...na Delhi se na Ahmedabad se
the Story goes like this:
Ek baar Kanjoos chai peeraha tha:mellow:
…ki achanak ek Makhi uss chai main gir jaati hain:-?
Ab batao Kanjoos ne kya kiya hoga?:icon14:
He he…Woh makhi ko chai se nikalta hain aur gussey main choostey:wacko: huwey kahta hai:-?
:-DTujhey main 1 boond kya ½ boond chai b nahi de sakta:shock::icon5::blink:
From India, Delhi
the Story goes like this:
Ek baar Kanjoos chai peeraha tha:mellow:
…ki achanak ek Makhi uss chai main gir jaati hain:-?
Ab batao Kanjoos ne kya kiya hoga?:icon14:
He he…Woh makhi ko chai se nikalta hain aur gussey main choostey:wacko: huwey kahta hai:-?
:-DTujhey main 1 boond kya ½ boond chai b nahi de sakta:shock::icon5::blink:
From India, Delhi
Thanks Malini and Amol:-P
Now some more:icon10:
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." :huh:
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. :icon10:
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." :confused:
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." :(
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" :confused:
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque.":icon5:;-):-D
From India, Delhi
Now some more:icon10:
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." :huh:
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. :icon10:
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." :confused:
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." :(
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" :confused:
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a cheque.":icon5:;-):-D
From India, Delhi
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