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Rajeev Verma
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ENGLISH TEACHER. One beautiful girl is walking on the road. dear students now change this into exclamatory sentence.

The Boy (a student). OH my GOD..!! WHAT A PIECE... [IMG]http://www.shayari.in/shayari/images/smilies/gorgeous.gif[/IMG]
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Pathan, tEXi walay say:

market jana hay kitna lay ga?

texi wala: 100 rupay

pathan: hamaray pas 100 rupay ni hain

texi walahir kitna day ga?

pathan: ham 30 rupay day ga

texi wala: 30 may kon lay jaye ga?

pathan: tum peechay baitho 30 main ham lay k jaye gaaa.. [IMG]http://www.shayari.in/shayari/images/smilies/driving.gif[/IMG]

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PATI PATNI GHOOMNAY GAYE

RAASTAY MAIN GADHAA GHAAS KHA RAHA RAHA THAA

PATNI BOLI: WO DAIKHO TUMHAARA RISHTE DAAR GHAAS KHA RAHA HAY, NAMASTAY KARO!

PATI BOLA: NAMASTAY SASUR JEEEEEE![IMG]http://www.shayari.in/shayari/images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/IMG]

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From India, Delhi
Amol Karmalkar
2

Good one Rajeev :-D

Some from my side :-P

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Tourist:
Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Rajeev Verma
77
Inspired by your comments...............
Ek aur suno...........................
Santa Singh Ladki Dekne gaya.
To Ladki walo ne Pucha: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Santa Singh : Haan
Sharaab?:confused:
Haan
Drugs?:confused:
Haan
Jua?:confused:
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?:mad:
Santa Singh : Haanji, Mein HIV positive henga.:icon6:
From India, Delhi
Amol Karmalkar
2
young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed."
This seemed to be a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom.
"Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."
"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed. She thought it was certainly worth a try.
The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well, until about six months later.
Shortly before dawn, the husband awoke with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searched the bed. This, of course, woke his bride who without thinking, immediately asked, "What on earth are you doing?""Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Freak
Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
From India, Mumbai
Freak
one day sardar had a dream that soomeone killed him.... next day he closed his ICICI BANK account.... why???????????????? Bcoz of ICICI’s slogan.... "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE"
From India, Mumbai
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