Hi buddies,
I know u are eager to find the new opportunities. come on guys dont be stressed u will surely landup in good job. Now its time for you to relax and laugh or smile at this calculations. chillout for few moments
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman == romance
Smart man + dumb woman == affair
Dumb man + smart woman == marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman == pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee == profit
Smart boss + dumb employee == production
Dumb boss + smart employee == promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee == overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Now all these are just to make you relax for few minutes. If you guys are relaxed f for some moments then i have achieved my goal thanks for making me feel happy.
Take some memories of this posting.................
Regards,
AJITHAA HASAN
From India, Madras
40I know u are eager to find the new opportunities. come on guys dont be stressed u will surely landup in good job. Now its time for you to relax and laugh or smile at this calculations. chillout for few moments
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman == romance
Smart man + dumb woman == affair
Dumb man + smart woman == marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman == pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee == profit
Smart boss + dumb employee == production
Dumb boss + smart employee == promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee == overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Now all these are just to make you relax for few minutes. If you guys are relaxed f for some moments then i have achieved my goal thanks for making me feel happy.
Take some memories of this posting.................
Regards,
AJITHAA HASAN
From India, Madras
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