Hi All...
See below Application for getting wife from different categories persons...
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must
have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One
of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
wife.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the
injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.
PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must
also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must
be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible.
BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey
dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery
hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!
DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you
feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
applicants must be able to use a pen, knife and a compass. She who dares
wins. Camouflage provided.
ASTRONAUT
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my
universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!..
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496See below Application for getting wife from different categories persons...
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must
have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.One
of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
wife.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the
injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency.
Compatibility could be an issue.
CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife.
PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must
also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl - 5'8' 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must
be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible.
BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey
dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery
hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!
DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you
feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
applicants must be able to use a pen, knife and a compass. She who dares
wins. Camouflage provided.
ASTRONAUT
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my
universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!..
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
hey Sari...........Amit is not interested in posting application, he has already started the search through Profile viewing on Shadi.com secretly...now let's all wait for the "SURPRISE" :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi Amit, I think Sindhu too joined Shadi.com and much aware about your secret activities. Beware dear !!! regds - ranjan
From India, Gurgaon
From India, Gurgaon
Dear Ranjan, I don't need to join any shadi.com for this dear
as this is a continuation to his another posting on this site ....hence your comments are baseless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
as this is a continuation to his another posting on this site ....hence your comments are baseless. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Dear Sindhu, My comment was only for the good reply against your comments, as Amit is also aware, that was just a jokes. Take it easy dear !! & cheers ! ranjan
From India, Gurgaon
From India, Gurgaon
HR Professional-
HR professional would look out for a person who can perform well with no integrity issues who can abide with the policies and procedures of marriage. And not to forget for sure would get back to the other person. :P
From India, Mumbai
HR professional would look out for a person who can perform well with no integrity issues who can abide with the policies and procedures of marriage. And not to forget for sure would get back to the other person. :P
From India, Mumbai
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