Hello friends
here is a joke on our favourate neta
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
From India,
3here is a joke on our favourate neta
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
From India,
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh...).
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
never told a lie. "
And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj, "I'm using it as a
ceiling fan".
BYE
VINOD KUMAR HR
HR
From India,
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he
never told a lie. "
And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj, "I'm using it as a
ceiling fan".
BYE
VINOD KUMAR HR
HR
From India,
Once an American minister invited his counter-part minister Indian minister to visit his country. After the official meeting the American invited his counter part to his home. Please feel comfortable and let me know if you want something. Indian minister was very much anxious about all the luxoury in his house and was restless.
Indian: Can you tell me,how could you manage to live so high standard life.
American: Well can you see a river there in the distance.
Indian: Yeah I can see.
American: Can you see that there is a bridge construction going on too.
Indian: Yeah I can even see that
American : Well 10% of the funds in that construction work is my share. That is how I manage
After few months, the Indian minister invites his counter-part same American minister to India. The Indian also invites the American to his home.
American: WOW, last time, when I visited your home, it was very small and you hardly had items of basic necessity. Now WOW, you have everything in this palace, which I could imagine of. How could you do that?
Indian: Do you see a river there in the distance.
American: Yes I do see.
Indian: Do you see that there is a bridge construction going on.
American: No, I can't see any construction there.
Indian: Well 100% of the funds in that construction work is my share.
BYE
vinod kumar HR
HR
From India,
Indian: Can you tell me,how could you manage to live so high standard life.
American: Well can you see a river there in the distance.
Indian: Yeah I can see.
American: Can you see that there is a bridge construction going on too.
Indian: Yeah I can even see that
American : Well 10% of the funds in that construction work is my share. That is how I manage
After few months, the Indian minister invites his counter-part same American minister to India. The Indian also invites the American to his home.
American: WOW, last time, when I visited your home, it was very small and you hardly had items of basic necessity. Now WOW, you have everything in this palace, which I could imagine of. How could you do that?
Indian: Do you see a river there in the distance.
American: Yes I do see.
Indian: Do you see that there is a bridge construction going on.
American: No, I can't see any construction there.
Indian: Well 100% of the funds in that construction work is my share.
BYE
vinod kumar HR
HR
From India,
Gyani Zail Singh went abroad & had a meeting with the President of a foreign country. Foreign President said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in my country. Come with me."
He takes Zail Singh in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
President says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
"So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Foreign president says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited the same Foreign President to India.
In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes the Foreign president to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"
Foreign president has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Foreign president tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"
vinod kumar HR
HR
From India,
He takes Zail Singh in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
President says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
"So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Foreign president says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited the same Foreign President to India.
In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes the Foreign president to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"
Foreign president has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Foreign president tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"
vinod kumar HR
HR
From India,
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