Hi friends,
Enough of Sardar jokes.................
Here are some Mallu jokes !!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT'
'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where"
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....
I hope all my malayali friends take this post sportingly. ( :roll: )
Please no harsh feelings.
Sapana
From India, Pune
15Enough of Sardar jokes.................
Here are some Mallu jokes !!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT'
'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where"
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.
20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....
I hope all my malayali friends take this post sportingly. ( :roll: )
Please no harsh feelings.
Sapana
From India, Pune
ITS SIMBLY OutSTANDDINGGGGG........... well no m not a mallu but have a frnd who is mallu.....thanks for making me remember all that v used to speak... :D :D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Sapana, How could u say such things about us poor Malayalis.. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Too Good Sapna, No one should feel offended. We Maharastrians are called "Ghati' - The one who resides on ghats of Shayadri. And if the ghats are in Scotland , they are called High Landers. Hemant
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: too Good,,,,,, Enjoyed ,,,,,,
From India, Coimbatore
From India, Coimbatore
Hi KeralaHR & Swapna,
I didn't mean to hurt you. :shock:
Please no heart feelings. :)
As we enjoy sardarji's jokes, lets take Mallu jokes also sportingly.
Hey you'll can post some jokes on maharashtrian also, i will not mind.
Please don't cry, otherwise i will start crying and will stop sending such jokes.
:( :(
Sapana
From India, Pune
I didn't mean to hurt you. :shock:
Please no heart feelings. :)
As we enjoy sardarji's jokes, lets take Mallu jokes also sportingly.
Hey you'll can post some jokes on maharashtrian also, i will not mind.
Please don't cry, otherwise i will start crying and will stop sending such jokes.
:( :(
Sapana
From India, Pune
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