A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"
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From India, Hyderabad
42This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"
******
From India, Hyderabad
Good one Sari dear........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and above all the title is definitely going to shake some people out here :wink: :P :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
ha ha ha ha ...Smart lawyer ... He was my 'Chela' once ...!! :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
All my 'Subjects' !! All around the World !!! There are sooo many of 'em !
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats the result of my training ... my dear dearest Sari's Friend !!! :wink:
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
All my 'Subjects' !! All around the World !!! There are sooo many of 'em !
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats the result of my training ... my dear dearest Sari's Friend !!! :wink:
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
:huh: :roll: HAJMOLA PLEASE........... :wink: Issi ko shayad kehte hain"RASSI JALGAYI PAR BAL NAHIN GAYA" :wink: :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Regards.........lawyers Guruji :wink:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Regards.........lawyers Guruji :wink:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Sari.. 8) 8) 8) Arre yaar Venu Siddhu is saying that she is the master of Lawyers.. thats why kahoon ki aajkal Laws mein itna corruption kyon hai.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
'BADHAZMI' bahut kharaab bimaari hai ...toba toba !! :wink: :wink: Amit mein sahi kah reha hoon na ? :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Hey Sari…. :shock: I’ve heard Siddhu had left cricket long time back….OK now it’s a new information to me that he has acquired this new title “Master of Lawyers” :wink: …but whatever comments has been passed by one of our fellow members………”A Myth” will soon turn out to be a reality when Siddhu comes to know about it…..then you know Dey Danadhan :beatup: …Jiska hoga nahin koyi Samadhan……. :P :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Our Prayers are always there with our Fellow members :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Our Prayers are always there with our Fellow members :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
O' mithwa ... AMITwa .... Tujhko kya dar hai re Yeh bharthi apni hai, apna ambar hai re. Toh aaja re ae ae ae :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Thanks Sindhu.. Arre yaar ye spelling mistake ki wajah se tum khud ko nahi pahchan rahi.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
Koi nahi kya karein.. aisa hi hai.. even by seeing my name written by you.. i am also confused with the spelling mistake... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
Koi nahi kya karein.. aisa hi hai.. even by seeing my name written by you.. i am also confused with the spelling mistake... :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
.......Hum apne aap ko khoob pehchantey hain :P ..........ab aapka koi bhi mistake humey gawara nahin.......Siddhu se Phone par hi sahi , 'Sorry" kehdo aapke paas koi aur chara nahi......warna mauka milega Dobhara nahin :wink: :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and
Venu......Mitwa....Oh Mitwa ab Sarpar Chaya Ganghor Andherwa rey wink: :P
:P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
and
Venu......Mitwa....Oh Mitwa ab Sarpar Chaya Ganghor Andherwa rey wink: :P
:P :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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