1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Regards
AK
From India, Thana
Two more: How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if wood-chuck could chuck wood? How much oil can gum-oil boil if gum-oil can boil oil?
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Hi all,
How about trying some more with the same tempo ?
From India, Vadodara
How about trying some more with the same tempo ?
Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.
From India, Vadodara
My god.. My wounge ted veen wisted dably.. oh! I mean My tounge has been twisted badly, Cool one...Amol Kaushik and Sujata. Manoj
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Some more
1. Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
7. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
8. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
9. Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
10. "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
11. Three free throws.
12. A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
13. Cheap ship trip.
14. Lovely lemon liniment.
15. The boot black bought the black boot back.
16. Six short slow shepherds
From India, New Delhi
1. Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
- The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
- Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.
- One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
7. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
8. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
9. Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
10. "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
11. Three free throws.
12. A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
13. Cheap ship trip.
14. Lovely lemon liniment.
15. The boot black bought the black boot back.
16. Six short slow shepherds
- Which witch wished which wicked wish?
- Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.
- The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.
From India, New Delhi
Some more in Hindi,
,
4. Khadak Singh ke khadakane se khadakati hain khidkiyan, khidkiyon ke khadakane se khadakata hai Khadak Singh.
5. mar ham bi gaye, marham ke liye, marham na mila. ham dam se gaye, hamdam ke liye, hamdam na mila
6. uth unchi,
uth ki pheet unchi,
phoonch uth ki unchi
7. Ente sanchi, chanthayil thaicha sanchi
8. rakshi shaktishali shasak
9. tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya
10. nazar nazar me har ek naraz me hume us nazar ki talash thi. wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me ab wo nazar kahan thi.
11. Kaka ae kaki ne kashmir no kabat mathi kachi keri no kachumber kadhi kadhva kahnyu.
12. Unth uncha, Unth ki peeth unchi. Unchi poonchh unth ki.
Rgds
Toolika
From India, New Delhi
,
- madan, mohan, malveya madras mein machhli maarte maarte mare
- Chaar Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Chaar Kachari Pakke.
Pakki Kachari Kachche Chacha,
Kachchi Kachari Pakke!
4. Khadak Singh ke khadakane se khadakati hain khidkiyan, khidkiyon ke khadakane se khadakata hai Khadak Singh.
5. mar ham bi gaye, marham ke liye, marham na mila. ham dam se gaye, hamdam ke liye, hamdam na mila
6. uth unchi,
uth ki pheet unchi,
phoonch uth ki unchi
7. Ente sanchi, chanthayil thaicha sanchi
8. rakshi shaktishali shasak
9. tola ram tala tol ke tel mein tul gaya
tula hua tola tale ke tale hue tel mein tala gaya
10. nazar nazar me har ek naraz me hume us nazar ki talash thi. wo narazar mili to sahi par us nazar me ab wo nazar kahan thi.
11. Kaka ae kaki ne kashmir no kabat mathi kachi keri no kachumber kadhi kadhva kahnyu.
12. Unth uncha, Unth ki peeth unchi. Unchi poonchh unth ki.
Rgds
Toolika
From India, New Delhi
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook
Cookies
____________ _________ _______
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
____________ _________ _______
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some
Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so
'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
____________ _________ _______
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that
The big black bug bit?
____________ _________ _______
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug
Back.
____________ _________ _______
If you understand, say "understand" .
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
____________ _________ _______
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
____________ _________ _______
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
____________ _________ _______
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
____________ _________ _______
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
____________ _________ _______
If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or
Slide down the slide- By S.Walton
____________ _________ _______
Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
____________ _________ _______
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
____________ _________ _______
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
____________ _________ _______
Lala Gope Gappungam Das.
____________ _________ _______
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
____________ _________ _______
Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca
Papaya.
____________ _________ _______
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
____________ _________ _______
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see
Was sea, sea, sea.
____________ _________ _______
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
____________ _________ _______
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
____________ _________ _______
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
____________ _________ _______
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
Watch?
____________ _________ _______
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .
____________ _________ _______
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
____________ _________ _______
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
Wouldn't have thought so much.
____________ _________ _______
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
Fellow means?"
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood
____________ _________ _______
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
____________ _________ _______
An Ape hates grape cakes.
____________ _________ _______
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
____________ _________ _______
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a
Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
____________ _________ _______
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
____________ _________ _______
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
____________ _________ _______
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk
Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
____________ _________ _______
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
Outside his inside inn.
____________ _________ _______
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or
Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
____________ _________ _______
Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon
Bamboo, baboon bamboo......
____________ _________ _______
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
____________ _________ _______
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
Throughout Thursday.
____________ _________ _______
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
____________ _________ _______
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
____________ _________ _______
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
____________ _________ _______
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
Worth noticing.
____________ _________ _______
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy... was he???
____________ _________ _______
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop
wood?
____________ _________ _______
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug
bleed?
____________ _________ _______
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his
Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
____________ _________ _______
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
____________ _________ _______
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
____________ _________ _______
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said
the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to
toot?'
____________ _________ _______
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
____________ _________ _______
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
____________ _________ _______
Black bug's blood.
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
____________ _________ _______
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you
off in!
____________ _________ _______
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
____________ _________ _______
Freshly-fried fat flying fish
____________ _________ _______
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
____________ _________ _______
Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
From India, Delhi
Cookies
____________ _________ _______
I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw .
____________ _________ _______
Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said " this butter's bitter!
But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some
Better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so
'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
____________ _________ _______
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that
The big black bug bit?
____________ _________ _______
A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug
Back.
____________ _________ _______
If you understand, say "understand" .
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
____________ _________ _______
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
____________ _________ _______
RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB
____________ _________ _______
"RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"
____________ _________ _______
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the
Witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
____________ _________ _______
If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or
Slide down the slide- By S.Walton
____________ _________ _______
Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
____________ _________ _______
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
____________ _________ _______
Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
____________ _________ _______
Lala Gope Gappungam Das.
____________ _________ _______
You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
____________ _________ _______
Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca
Papaya.
____________ _________ _______
Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
____________ _________ _______
A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see
Was sea, sea, sea.
____________ _________ _______
A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
____________ _________ _______
Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
____________ _________ _______
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
____________ _________ _______
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
Watch?
____________ _________ _______
Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .
____________ _________ _______
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
____________ _________ _______
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
Wouldn't have thought so much.
____________ _________ _______
Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
Fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
Fellow means?"
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck
Wood
____________ _________ _______
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
____________ _________ _______
An Ape hates grape cakes.
____________ _________ _______
She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more
____________ _________ _______
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a
Sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
____________ _________ _______
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
____________ _________ _______
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
____________ _________ _______
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk
Thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
____________ _________ _______
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside
Outside his inside inn.
____________ _________ _______
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the
Doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or
Does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
____________ _________ _______
Baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon
Bamboo, baboon bamboo......
____________ _________ _______
My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch.
____________ _________ _______
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
Throughout Thursday.
____________ _________ _______
Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.
____________ _________ _______
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?
____________ _________ _______
Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
____________ _________ _______
If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not
Worth noticing.
____________ _________ _______
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy... was he???
____________ _________ _______
How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can
cans.
____________ _________ _______
How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop
wood?
____________ _________ _______
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug
bleed?
____________ _________ _______
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his
Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
____________ _________ _______
Penny's pretty pink piggy bank
____________ _________ _______
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
____________ _________ _______
A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said
the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to
toot?'
____________ _________ _______
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
____________ _________ _______
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
____________ _________ _______
Black bug's blood.
Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
____________ _________ _______
It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you
off in!
____________ _________ _______
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
____________ _________ _______
Freshly-fried fat flying fish
____________ _________ _______
Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
____________ _________ _______
Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks.
From India, Delhi
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