Hi All...
Urgent vacancy for the post of Junior Girl Friend (HappyValentines Day)
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
� 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
� bike rides each duration 1 hour
� trips to National Highways
� 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
� Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
� Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
� 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
� Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
508Urgent vacancy for the post of Junior Girl Friend (HappyValentines Day)
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
� 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
� bike rides each duration 1 hour
� trips to National Highways
� 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
� Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
� Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
� 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
� Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
:lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :lol:
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
That was good humor, Amit! 😛
'MediClaim' policy karwaana padega pehle! 😉 Then, 'LIC' bhi....with accident policy covered!! 😉😉😉😂
Aur...Pitne ki saari tayaari ke saath rehna padega, Amit...😉😂
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From India, Hyderabad
'MediClaim' policy karwaana padega pehle! 😉 Then, 'LIC' bhi....with accident policy covered!! 😉😉😉😂
Aur...Pitne ki saari tayaari ke saath rehna padega, Amit...😉😂
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From India, Hyderabad
amit Please give the job of candidate selection to me. i will do that with honesty with out any perks. Toooo Gooood Prashant :lol: :lol:
From India
From India
Thank you all - Venu, Prashant, L. Kumar, Bunny, and of course, Manju. Sure, Venu, I will add a Mediclaim card as well. That's a good component to attract the candidate; it will be required at frequent intervals. No need to offer LIC and leave rules. How could you even think of that? No leaves! Gratuity? No way, yaar. Who will tolerate her for that long? Vacancy will be floated every year before Valentine's Day.
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Amit,
Good Afternoon.
Hmm... Your posting is superb on the occasion of Valentine's Day. I am sure a lot of applications will be pouring in, which you may find difficult to handle. Anyway, I have a candidate who is very interested in applying but is quite shy. She has requested me to forward her photograph with the application.
I must tell you, she is keen on working as a trainee (junior) as she is quite bright.
First of all, let me introduce her. Her name is "Sweety."
She has surpassed more than 200 challenges and has the potential to break even more records. Your Medical Policy will be well utilized.
"Height, weight, complexions no bar," really matches your descriptions.
There's more: For girls who are ineligible, they can benefit from the referral program by referring their friends or colleagues. She is willing to refer her other friends who are as cute and sweet as her.
Note: Applications without a photo will be rejected. Since you have clearly emphasized the need for a photograph, her photo (very colorful) is enclosed with her ex-boyfriend (solid proof of her 'ditching' quality).
I believe this candidate will meet your requirements. Therefore, don't miss out on this bonanza offer on this auspicious Valentine's Day.
I believe in the saying, "AAKHIR EK DOST HI TO DOST KE KAAM AATHA HAIN."
Note: Other viewers who have shown interest in the interview panel will surely look forward to this session. However, I am confident that Amit will not miss this golden opportunity. Venu must be feeling 'J' and will not miss the chance to grab this opportunity from Amit. Hence, Amit, be careful.
With warm regards,
Just Chill Chill... Just Chill... Gaye kya Hill hill.... tum hill
Your well-wisher friend, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Good Afternoon.
Hmm... Your posting is superb on the occasion of Valentine's Day. I am sure a lot of applications will be pouring in, which you may find difficult to handle. Anyway, I have a candidate who is very interested in applying but is quite shy. She has requested me to forward her photograph with the application.
I must tell you, she is keen on working as a trainee (junior) as she is quite bright.
First of all, let me introduce her. Her name is "Sweety."
She has surpassed more than 200 challenges and has the potential to break even more records. Your Medical Policy will be well utilized.
"Height, weight, complexions no bar," really matches your descriptions.
There's more: For girls who are ineligible, they can benefit from the referral program by referring their friends or colleagues. She is willing to refer her other friends who are as cute and sweet as her.
Note: Applications without a photo will be rejected. Since you have clearly emphasized the need for a photograph, her photo (very colorful) is enclosed with her ex-boyfriend (solid proof of her 'ditching' quality).
I believe this candidate will meet your requirements. Therefore, don't miss out on this bonanza offer on this auspicious Valentine's Day.
I believe in the saying, "AAKHIR EK DOST HI TO DOST KE KAAM AATHA HAIN."
Note: Other viewers who have shown interest in the interview panel will surely look forward to this session. However, I am confident that Amit will not miss this golden opportunity. Venu must be feeling 'J' and will not miss the chance to grab this opportunity from Amit. Hence, Amit, be careful.
With warm regards,
Just Chill Chill... Just Chill... Gaye kya Hill hill.... tum hill
Your well-wisher friend, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Dear Shruti Your friend (though her name is sweety, and brainee) she is not meeting essential criteria and hence her CV is kept in abeyance L.Kumar
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Kya zamana aa gaya hai.... ab girlfriends bhi junior or senior hongi. 😈 Lekin aap ek baat bhul gaye Amit sir... this vacancy should not be posted in humor but you should have posted it in "HR Professionals Looking For New Opportunities" 😂 😂 😂 (just kidding) 😉
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hey Amit���too bad�..you are now backing out from your words�..bechari SWEETY��.kitne ummeedon se application bheja tha :wink: �..and what do you expect�..Sweetie ke Annsoowon thale Candle light and Tube Light Dinner arrange karoge :evil: :P ��..nothing doing�.. :wink: :P
When sweetie comes to know about your reply she will break not only candles, tubelights and Bulbs but the headlights too :wink: ���so don�t run into fast conclusions ..take time to ponder�.discuss with your friends, may be you will be able to accommodate her �.somewhere in the remote corner of your heart. :P :P
GIVE HER A CHANCE��..I WANT TO SEE BOTH OF U CHEER AND DANCE
Hope your Search ends here������.. :wink: :P :wink: :P
and
Mr. L Kumar.........
...Thoba thoba......on the conveyance of your message regarding abheyance........ Sweety will loose her tolerance.....so come out of your ignorance and give her a nice acceptance. :wink:
Best Regards,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
When sweetie comes to know about your reply she will break not only candles, tubelights and Bulbs but the headlights too :wink: ���so don�t run into fast conclusions ..take time to ponder�.discuss with your friends, may be you will be able to accommodate her �.somewhere in the remote corner of your heart. :P :P
GIVE HER A CHANCE��..I WANT TO SEE BOTH OF U CHEER AND DANCE
Hope your Search ends here������.. :wink: :P :wink: :P
and
Mr. L Kumar.........
...Thoba thoba......on the conveyance of your message regarding abheyance........ Sweety will loose her tolerance.....so come out of your ignorance and give her a nice acceptance. :wink:
Best Regards,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Too much specificity in qualification and what is the take-home salary. What about the fringe benefits? Please mention them completely. Only then will I provide references. How many paid holidays are offered? What are the total hours of work, rest periods, etc.?
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Nice post, Amit. How many applications have come in so far? 😂
Good reply by Sindhu, great! 😂
Nice to see people like you have time to enjoy during your tight schedule.
From India, Mumbai
Good reply by Sindhu, great! 😂
Nice to see people like you have time to enjoy during your tight schedule.
From India, Mumbai
Hi Amit, timely post, apt for the day.
As expected, a dhamaka post on Valentine's Day! :D
Sindhu, kya baat hai, maan gaye... "dost ho to aise ho" dhoond dhoond ke Amit ke liye sweetie pakad layi! :D 8)
Amit, all the best to you with your new sweetie! :wink: 8) Enjoy daylight, candlelight, tubelight dinner, yaar! :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
As expected, a dhamaka post on Valentine's Day! :D
Sindhu, kya baat hai, maan gaye... "dost ho to aise ho" dhoond dhoond ke Amit ke liye sweetie pakad layi! :D 8)
Amit, all the best to you with your new sweetie! :wink: 8) Enjoy daylight, candlelight, tubelight dinner, yaar! :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
AMIT WROTE:
Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age. Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail. Note: Applications without a photo will be rejected.
Amit's application came in with a PHOTO... ha ha ha :wink: but... there's something here... the photo shows SWEETY with her current 'Boyfriend'... That's not fair, right? :wink: :wink: So, SINDHU asked the candidate to first resign from the company (existing boyfriend) and get a relieving letter, settle all her accounts, and then apply to this new position! :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
NOTE: An NOC (No Objection Certificate) is mandatory!!! :wink: :lol: Applications without an NOC will be rejected without prior notice. :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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From India, Hyderabad
Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age. Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail. Note: Applications without a photo will be rejected.
Amit's application came in with a PHOTO... ha ha ha :wink: but... there's something here... the photo shows SWEETY with her current 'Boyfriend'... That's not fair, right? :wink: :wink: So, SINDHU asked the candidate to first resign from the company (existing boyfriend) and get a relieving letter, settle all her accounts, and then apply to this new position! :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
NOTE: An NOC (No Objection Certificate) is mandatory!!! :wink: :lol: Applications without an NOC will be rejected without prior notice. :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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From India, Hyderabad
Dear Sindhu Sinnce you have recommended, Sweety’s CV has been considered Happy?????? L.Kumar
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
What will happen incase of leap year. R freshers only allowed or experienced r also allowed Inform asap Regards Usha
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Thank you Pinki... But the Job profile doesn’t match with HR professionals and i don’t want to spoil any HR professional career.. :P :P :P
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Hey Sindhu.. i am not backing with my words dear.. still she has the option, next year she may apply after going under the advice which i have given.. so no need to be worry..
Moreover, she is still with one of the BF.. so better let her call-off her relation and it will also take time..
NOW coming to the point as explained in the requirement, the candle light or tube light dinner was for the persons who refers, whether the candidate selected or not.. so lets cheers dear.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
And then share your dinner experience with others as well so that could get more references, even Usha is also interested to refer..
Seems you all are more interested in giving reference rather than application for the same.. Not a bad idea Sindhu Ji.. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :oops: :oops: :oops:
From India, Ahmadabad
Moreover, she is still with one of the BF.. so better let her call-off her relation and it will also take time..
NOW coming to the point as explained in the requirement, the candle light or tube light dinner was for the persons who refers, whether the candidate selected or not.. so lets cheers dear.. :wink: :wink: :wink:
And then share your dinner experience with others as well so that could get more references, even Usha is also interested to refer..
Seems you all are more interested in giving reference rather than application for the same.. Not a bad idea Sindhu Ji.. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :oops: :oops: :oops:
From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Amit, timely post, apt for the day.
As expected, a dhamaka post on Valentine's Day! Sindhu, kya baat hai... maan gaye... "dost hoth aise ho" dhoond dhoond ke Amit ke liye sweetie pakad layee! Amit, all the best to you with your new sweety... enjoy daylight, candlelight, tube light dinner, yaar.
Thank you, Sari, thanks for the appreciation as well as your well wishes. Very true, Sindhu has done her job. It doesn't matter whatever her intention was. But now it's your turn to refer and avail the benefit of candlelight or tube light dinner.
From India, Ahmadabad
As expected, a dhamaka post on Valentine's Day! Sindhu, kya baat hai... maan gaye... "dost hoth aise ho" dhoond dhoond ke Amit ke liye sweetie pakad layee! Amit, all the best to you with your new sweety... enjoy daylight, candlelight, tube light dinner, yaar.
Thank you, Sari, thanks for the appreciation as well as your well wishes. Very true, Sindhu has done her job. It doesn't matter whatever her intention was. But now it's your turn to refer and avail the benefit of candlelight or tube light dinner.
From India, Ahmadabad
My Dear Today i am in too much tension for your this joke because I send it to My Boss and some one senior staff. Then Pls give me any solutaion. :?: :evil: Thanks Naveen
Hi Naveen, Don’t worry.. and be cool.. if asked just tell me that was for joke only and to have a smile on your face.. Am sure will not be in trouble..
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Tooooo..... bad Amit...only one application !!!! Better luck next time... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Regards, Sara
From India, Jalandhar
From India, Jalandhar
Dear Amit The selected candidates will undergo softskill training with T Sivasankaran for one week before they are posted for final placement Is that ok!!!!! Siva
From India, Chennai
From India, Chennai
Dear Siva,
I don't think that any soft skill training would be required. Wo to aise hi sabse jyada soft hoti hain, dil se bhi aur dimag se bhi. 😊😊😊
Don't worry Sara, you may also refer. 😉😉😉
From India, Ahmadabad
I don't think that any soft skill training would be required. Wo to aise hi sabse jyada soft hoti hain, dil se bhi aur dimag se bhi. 😊😊😊
Don't worry Sara, you may also refer. 😉😉😉
From India, Ahmadabad
gud one guru........ even i got inspiration to hunt hunks for the post of junior boy friend ( part time ) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
From India, Chandigarh
From India, Chandigarh
Hi Rohani Junior boy friends must be baov e 50 Rigfht they are the guys who have no experience of having girl friends!! Siva
From India, Chennai
From India, Chennai
Hi. :P
But HOW? I think RB's mailbox is full. Otherwise, this is a heavyweight attachment. :wink: :P Maybe Amit can help out RB. Amit would have definitely taken a color printout (for wallet purposes); hence, it can definitely be faxed/couriered to RB if he so desires. :wink: :P
Yes, one more option is there: :idea: since RB is in HYD, Venu or Santu can also help. :wink: :P
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
But HOW? I think RB's mailbox is full. Otherwise, this is a heavyweight attachment. :wink: :P Maybe Amit can help out RB. Amit would have definitely taken a color printout (for wallet purposes); hence, it can definitely be faxed/couriered to RB if he so desires. :wink: :P
Yes, one more option is there: :idea: since RB is in HYD, Venu or Santu can also help. :wink: :P
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Heavyweight, dear... it's super duper heavyweight attachment. Even my printer rejected the order to print. 😜😜😜
And the same is the case with my wallet as well because I thought the same. Yaar, hamare vichar kitne milte hain. 😜😜😜😜
Ye alag baat hai, tumhe mere wallet aur printer pe taras nahi aaya. 😳😛🙄🙄🙄
BTW, don't worry. Hopefully, by the end of this year, she will be back in shape so that I could apply next year. 😜😜😜
Please don't mind, but if you are interested and it matches the profile you are looking for, you may put your application as well. Hhahahhaa... just kidding, dear. 😜😜😜
From India, Ahmadabad
And the same is the case with my wallet as well because I thought the same. Yaar, hamare vichar kitne milte hain. 😜😜😜😜
Ye alag baat hai, tumhe mere wallet aur printer pe taras nahi aaya. 😳😛🙄🙄🙄
BTW, don't worry. Hopefully, by the end of this year, she will be back in shape so that I could apply next year. 😜😜😜
Please don't mind, but if you are interested and it matches the profile you are looking for, you may put your application as well. Hhahahhaa... just kidding, dear. 😜😜😜
From India, Ahmadabad
Sindhu wrote:
Naa Sindhu... please don't pull me into this RB's case... it's too difficult for me or Santu to satisfy RB in his 'attachments'!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Amit wrote:
Dear AMIT Bro.... kya hai yaar yeh sab... KISI ko bhi aise comments karne par bahut HURT ho sakta hai dost... humour bhi ho toh kya hua... it's in the forum... that's a big difference!! :P :P Let's make better friends yaar :P :P :P :P :P :P
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :P :P
Please let me know if you need further assistance.
From India, Hyderabad
Naa Sindhu... please don't pull me into this RB's case... it's too difficult for me or Santu to satisfy RB in his 'attachments'!! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Amit wrote:
Dear AMIT Bro.... kya hai yaar yeh sab... KISI ko bhi aise comments karne par bahut HURT ho sakta hai dost... humour bhi ho toh kya hua... it's in the forum... that's a big difference!! :P :P Let's make better friends yaar :P :P :P :P :P :P
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :P :P
Please let me know if you need further assistance.
From India, Hyderabad
Hey guys,
I think I'm not too late to add to the conversation. 😂 😂
Well Amit! Great job done by you.
But yaar, it would have been very tough for you to design such a job description, specification, salary structure, perks, and so on.
You definitely deserve the BEST JD AWARD for the year. 😛 😂 😛 😂 😂 😛
And Yeh Sindu - Man gaye yaar. Well done! 😄
Since Amit had not shortlisted your candidate, but don't worry, keep on searching for some new faces (Sweete nai to uske jaise koi aur). I am also ready to help. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😂
And Mr. L Kumar,
Please ugle candidate ke liye apka favour chaiye hoga.
Karenge na........ 😂 😉 😉 😉
Anyway, it was a really good conversation with all of you.
Superb posting.......... 😂 for such a wonderful conversation 😛 😛
And thanks to Prashant, Manju, Pinkii, Usha, Shruti, Siva, Sari, Rohni for adding your comments and making this post more lively.
It seems like we all know each other, like FRIENDS, although we have not met, not talked, not known anything about each other, but still, there is a feeling of ONENESS, something which binds us together 😛 ..........And I think "All Credit Goes to CITEHR".
CHEERS!!!!!!!!
Great!
Regards,
Shrishti
From India, New Delhi
I think I'm not too late to add to the conversation. 😂 😂
Well Amit! Great job done by you.
But yaar, it would have been very tough for you to design such a job description, specification, salary structure, perks, and so on.
You definitely deserve the BEST JD AWARD for the year. 😛 😂 😛 😂 😂 😛
And Yeh Sindu - Man gaye yaar. Well done! 😄
Since Amit had not shortlisted your candidate, but don't worry, keep on searching for some new faces (Sweete nai to uske jaise koi aur). I am also ready to help. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😂
And Mr. L Kumar,
Please ugle candidate ke liye apka favour chaiye hoga.
Karenge na........ 😂 😉 😉 😉
Anyway, it was a really good conversation with all of you.
Superb posting.......... 😂 for such a wonderful conversation 😛 😛
And thanks to Prashant, Manju, Pinkii, Usha, Shruti, Siva, Sari, Rohni for adding your comments and making this post more lively.
It seems like we all know each other, like FRIENDS, although we have not met, not talked, not known anything about each other, but still, there is a feeling of ONENESS, something which binds us together 😛 ..........And I think "All Credit Goes to CITEHR".
CHEERS!!!!!!!!
Great!
Regards,
Shrishti
From India, New Delhi
Hi Shrishti,
Wo kehte hain na ki der aaye magar durust aaye... so never think that you are late. Anyways, thanks for the award. But I'm very happy with your reply, so I am giving it back to you. Keep it with yourself. Gift samajh ke hi rakh lo... 😉😉😉
Oho... that's good... means you are also interested to refer, good luck for you... 😳😳😳😳
Keep searching and referring as much as you can to avail a number of candlelight or tubelight dinners... 😳😳😳😜
From India, Ahmadabad
Wo kehte hain na ki der aaye magar durust aaye... so never think that you are late. Anyways, thanks for the award. But I'm very happy with your reply, so I am giving it back to you. Keep it with yourself. Gift samajh ke hi rakh lo... 😉😉😉
Oho... that's good... means you are also interested to refer, good luck for you... 😳😳😳😳
Keep searching and referring as much as you can to avail a number of candlelight or tubelight dinners... 😳😳😳😜
From India, Ahmadabad
Thank you, guru! Let's see who gets more candidates.. 😂
And you are right, Siva. Experienced juniors will be above 50 years old. So, I'm considering advertising two vacancies - one for an experienced senior boyfriend (above 50) and another for a junior chick (below 20). 😉😉😉😉
Thanks, Shrishti, and welcome to CiteHR's humor section! 😂😂😂😂
From India, Chandigarh
And you are right, Siva. Experienced juniors will be above 50 years old. So, I'm considering advertising two vacancies - one for an experienced senior boyfriend (above 50) and another for a junior chick (below 20). 😉😉😉😉
Thanks, Shrishti, and welcome to CiteHR's humor section! 😂😂😂😂
From India, Chandigarh
Dear Venu�..
�Let's make better friends yaar����.. :lol:
Thank U for your support�..very well said�. :P :lol: remember venu...the blackboard...chalk and duster :wink:
�If I cling to the past, the present becomes difficult and the future seems impossible���hence let us all cheer �.for A day without laughter is a day wasted......... :P :lol:
[b]Hey Shrishti[/b]
. .............thanks Dear :lol:
, ��don�t be in a hurry�.ummeeden abhi bhi hain poori :wink: :P
OK now Amit
Frankly speaking I am not interested in any candle light and tubelight dinner��.actually I am looking forward to a GRAND DINNER obviously with all Cite_hr Members on the Auspicious Day�..yes �yes�.when Amit will be singing a song�
�Sweety O Sweety��.sweety�sweety�.bajgayi Dilki Ganti�..Ganti�Ganti�.......... :wink: :P
Moreover from all angles �you will not find a better candidate than SWEETY��.Don�t worry about the guy in the photogragh & no need to loose heart�she had ditched him last year� :wink:
And regarding her WEIGHT :roll: ��..she is undertaking a 15 day crash course�.as she cannot WAIT :P ..
aisi golden opportunity bar bar nahin aati���grab it now�without any further perplexions.... :wink: :P :wink: :P
and Rohani.............Best of Luck.......... :P
:P :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
�Let's make better friends yaar����.. :lol:
Thank U for your support�..very well said�. :P :lol: remember venu...the blackboard...chalk and duster :wink:
�If I cling to the past, the present becomes difficult and the future seems impossible���hence let us all cheer �.for A day without laughter is a day wasted......... :P :lol:
[b]Hey Shrishti[/b]
. .............thanks Dear :lol:
, ��don�t be in a hurry�.ummeeden abhi bhi hain poori :wink: :P
OK now Amit
Frankly speaking I am not interested in any candle light and tubelight dinner��.actually I am looking forward to a GRAND DINNER obviously with all Cite_hr Members on the Auspicious Day�..yes �yes�.when Amit will be singing a song�
�Sweety O Sweety��.sweety�sweety�.bajgayi Dilki Ganti�..Ganti�Ganti�.......... :wink: :P
Moreover from all angles �you will not find a better candidate than SWEETY��.Don�t worry about the guy in the photogragh & no need to loose heart�she had ditched him last year� :wink:
And regarding her WEIGHT :roll: ��..she is undertaking a 15 day crash course�.as she cannot WAIT :P ..
aisi golden opportunity bar bar nahin aati���grab it now�without any further perplexions.... :wink: :P :wink: :P
and Rohani.............Best of Luck.......... :P
:P :lol:
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Thank you, Sindhu. I am also eagerly waiting for the Grand Dinner with all CiteHR members. The occasion will remain the same, only the candidates will be changed. By the way, that's good news about Sweety; it seems she is really interested. Okay, do one thing - send her picture again after 15 days when she gets back in shape.
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Hiii Amit......... 😄😛
Duniya GOL hain.....aapki posting phir wapas agayi 😄....exactly after a gap of six months 😉..............Thanks to Sandeep 🙂
SWEETY waiting to get the green signal 😎😎😂😂;-)
Warm regards............Sindhu 😛
From India, Delhi
Duniya GOL hain.....aapki posting phir wapas agayi 😄....exactly after a gap of six months 😉..............Thanks to Sandeep 🙂
SWEETY waiting to get the green signal 😎😎😂😂;-)
Warm regards............Sindhu 😛
From India, Delhi
Hello Amit:razz: Bahut Na-insaafi hain..:-D Gorr Andhkaar..Sweety ko patha chalega tho bigad degi tumhara aakar:icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi Sindhu,
Nainsafi to ho rahi hai mere sath. Apne manga tha one-week ka time aur ab to one year bhi bit gaya. Pata nahi apki Sweetu ka kya hai ab aakar. Usse bolo pehle kyun itna intezaar kiya. Ab hamari taraf se nahi hai koi bekarar. Let her work on her aakar. 😊😉
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From India, Ahmadabad
Nainsafi to ho rahi hai mere sath. Apne manga tha one-week ka time aur ab to one year bhi bit gaya. Pata nahi apki Sweetu ka kya hai ab aakar. Usse bolo pehle kyun itna intezaar kiya. Ab hamari taraf se nahi hai koi bekarar. Let her work on her aakar. 😊😉
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From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Ash,
Kyo dukhti rag ko cher rahe ho yaar.. understand ki wo lot of things hi nahi but can break me from wherever she wants.. Tukre tukre kar degi yaar.. Bachche ki Jaan lene ka irada hai kya..?:icon10:
From India, Ahmadabad
Kyo dukhti rag ko cher rahe ho yaar.. understand ki wo lot of things hi nahi but can break me from wherever she wants.. Tukre tukre kar degi yaar.. Bachche ki Jaan lene ka irada hai kya..?:icon10:
From India, Ahmadabad
Thanks, Malini.
Arre, nahi RJ. You will also start repeating my words if you see that Sweety, referred by Sindhu. Otherwise, Amit has never been shaken even after posting what girls do most of the time and was attacked all over by each and every girl. ;-);-)
From India, Ahmadabad
Arre, nahi RJ. You will also start repeating my words if you see that Sweety, referred by Sindhu. Otherwise, Amit has never been shaken even after posting what girls do most of the time and was attacked all over by each and every girl. ;-);-)
From India, Ahmadabad
:icon6::icon6:
Oh really Amit�..:icon10:
Nainsafi to ho rahi hai mere sath.. Apne manga tha one week ka time aur ab to one year bhi bit gaya.. Pata nahi apki Sweetu ka kya hai ab AAkar.. usse bolo pehle kiya itna intezar.. Ab hamari taraf se nahi hai koi bekrar... Let her do work on her Aakar..
Akar�..vikar sab batein hain bekar
Tumney jab kiya hain itna intezar
Dil mat thodo kehkar ki ab tum nahi ho bekarar
Sunkar Sweety ko chad Jayega Bukaar
Baton ka samajhlo tum Saar
Warna hojayega Sweety ke SathWAR
Hmm�.Sweety ko Sweetu pukar:huh:
Tumney kardiya Sweety ke Dil pe Ghar�.ha ha:icon6:
BTW RJ ko kya mashwara derahey ho....Sweety ka snap is already attached......:-P
From India, Delhi
Oh really Amit�..:icon10:
Nainsafi to ho rahi hai mere sath.. Apne manga tha one week ka time aur ab to one year bhi bit gaya.. Pata nahi apki Sweetu ka kya hai ab AAkar.. usse bolo pehle kiya itna intezar.. Ab hamari taraf se nahi hai koi bekrar... Let her do work on her Aakar..
Akar�..vikar sab batein hain bekar
Tumney jab kiya hain itna intezar
Dil mat thodo kehkar ki ab tum nahi ho bekarar
Sunkar Sweety ko chad Jayega Bukaar
Baton ka samajhlo tum Saar
Warna hojayega Sweety ke SathWAR
Hmm�.Sweety ko Sweetu pukar:huh:
Tumney kardiya Sweety ke Dil pe Ghar�.ha ha:icon6:
BTW RJ ko kya mashwara derahey ho....Sweety ka snap is already attached......:-P
From India, Delhi
Bilkul, Sindhu Ji... kafi nainsafi hai ye to. Apko bhi pata hai after application we can't wait for a year for a candidate to get into shape. Now that the application is already null and void. Please refer someone else and avail the same benefit of a candlelight or tubelight dinner. :beatup:
Mana Sweety ko Sweetu pukar humne kar liya uske Dil pe Ghar... But... But Sindhu ko Siddhu pukar ke humne kaun sa kiya tha Atyachar... ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
Mana Sweety ko Sweetu pukar humne kar liya uske Dil pe Ghar... But... But Sindhu ko Siddhu pukar ke humne kaun sa kiya tha Atyachar... ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
Hii :-P
Yes Jawab doh Swetha Ko �Do you have any SENSE�:-x
RJ ne ha ha ha karkey diplay kiya hain Humour Sense:-D
I have Humour Sense, common Sense and Sixth Sense :icon1:
Ab tumhari baari�bacha hai sirf Non Sense:icon6::icon6:
Ok now coming to our Dukiyaari Sweety:(
Reapplication pending:icon5:
Sweety ne badla apna aakar hai:icon5:
Dekhkar jisko umad padengey tumharey vikaar hai
Kya tumhey yeh naya uska roop Sweekar hai:)
Kaha Sweety ne baar baar hai..Nahi sunna usko inkaar hai:icon7:
Mauka yeh milega nahi barambaar hai
:-xWarna time nahi lagega regain karney main Sweety ko purana AAkar :huh:hai
Phir jo dhanadhan dhulaii :beatup:hogi sirf sunengey sab Amit ki AAA�OOO kaar hain:-P:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Yes Jawab doh Swetha Ko �Do you have any SENSE�:-x
RJ ne ha ha ha karkey diplay kiya hain Humour Sense:-D
I have Humour Sense, common Sense and Sixth Sense :icon1:
Ab tumhari baari�bacha hai sirf Non Sense:icon6::icon6:
Ok now coming to our Dukiyaari Sweety:(
Reapplication pending:icon5:
Sweety ne badla apna aakar hai:icon5:
Dekhkar jisko umad padengey tumharey vikaar hai
Kya tumhey yeh naya uska roop Sweekar hai:)
Kaha Sweety ne baar baar hai..Nahi sunna usko inkaar hai:icon7:
Mauka yeh milega nahi barambaar hai
:-xWarna time nahi lagega regain karney main Sweety ko purana AAkar :huh:hai
Phir jo dhanadhan dhulaii :beatup:hogi sirf sunengey sab Amit ki AAA�OOO kaar hain:-P:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Yeah ....now...toh sweety sab ko sweekar hai..........Ab toh ....fight hogi sweety ke liye....kaun banega sweety ka BF........Please put my name in the list as well ... Ashish
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Hi,
Mana, Sweety ne badla apna aakar hai. Dekh kar jise abhi tak same hamare vichar hain. Mujhe uska ye roop bhi nahi sweekar hai. :beatup: Kaho Sweety ko har baar tum, hami nahi karna Ikrar hai. :dry: Hum Mauke ke nahi, mauka hamare paas barambar hai. Waise ek baat kahunga, Sindhu ji ki Mahima Aprampar hai. ;-) Jinhone Sweety ka badal dala poora aakar hai. Ab hamein Sindhu ji ke agle reference ka Intezar hai. ;-)
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From India, Ahmadabad
Mana, Sweety ne badla apna aakar hai. Dekh kar jise abhi tak same hamare vichar hain. Mujhe uska ye roop bhi nahi sweekar hai. :beatup: Kaho Sweety ko har baar tum, hami nahi karna Ikrar hai. :dry: Hum Mauke ke nahi, mauka hamare paas barambar hai. Waise ek baat kahunga, Sindhu ji ki Mahima Aprampar hai. ;-) Jinhone Sweety ka badal dala poora aakar hai. Ab hamein Sindhu ji ke agle reference ka Intezar hai. ;-)
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From India, Ahmadabad
Hi Pallavi, Got a number of reference but all of them asking for a senior position.. which is yet to open..!!!;-)
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Senior position? Good. First, finish off this junior position, then go for the senior position, yar. Otherwise, it will become a problem for you because both juniors and seniors may kick you on one fine day. Hahahahah 😂😂😂
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Good reply..Pallavi:icon6:
Amit Finding excuses........:x
Ashish...
Wah wah�jaisey hi Sweety ne badley apney aakar hain
Dropped down from Sumo pehalwan se Zero Figure hain
Dekho kaisi lagney lagi yahan khattar hain�
Dekho�Sweety keliye yahan line lagana bekar hain
Usney sirf dil kiya Amit par waar hain;-)
maanegi nahi woh haar hain:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Amit Finding excuses........:x
Ashish...
Wah wah�jaisey hi Sweety ne badley apney aakar hain
Dropped down from Sumo pehalwan se Zero Figure hain
Dekho kaisi lagney lagi yahan khattar hain�
Dekho�Sweety keliye yahan line lagana bekar hain
Usney sirf dil kiya Amit par waar hain;-)
maanegi nahi woh haar hain:icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Thank you for your advice, Pallavi. The issue is that without being promoted from a Junior GF, applicants are seeking promotion to Senior GF. How can this be granted without any performance assessment? Sindhu Ji, this time you are making excuses. I appreciate your efforts in preparing your candidate for the interview, but it seems that despite your hard work, she has regressed. Please put in extra effort to help her regain her best form. Hopefully, then you can enjoy several candlelight and tubelight dinners after endorsing her candidacy.
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Consider their experience Amit as u have mentioned candidate must have ditched alteast 2 guys... thats the reason they r asking u for senior position :mrgreen:;)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Can sweety speak for herself....i cant see sweety any where but ....recruiters and consultants are fighting over candidate’s skills... Dat’s bad Ashish
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
han ....soch toh raha tha ....par pehle hi itni ladai ho rahi hai .....toh baad mein kya haal hoga!!
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Arre, Ashish, no problems. If you seriously like her, then we all are ready to wish you all the best! 😄
But, Pallavi, these days who is paying attention to Freshers? They all need a little bit of experienced person for a Jr. Position as well. 😉
And after being selected, they need to go through an assessment to be promoted to a Sr. Position... 😓😉
From India, Ahmadabad
But, Pallavi, these days who is paying attention to Freshers? They all need a little bit of experienced person for a Jr. Position as well. 😉
And after being selected, they need to go through an assessment to be promoted to a Sr. Position... 😓😉
From India, Ahmadabad
Thanks Vandana n Chtra or Suchi... :) Nah Nah.. u r wrong.. i am only promoting reference by you people.. Please refer more n more.. n enjoy the benefits.. ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
�Please put extra efforts to resume her best shape:-x..�.Amit asking for more and more����..ab karlo kuch ispar Gaur::-D
Sweety ko jyada gussa:-x dilaya then She will again regain her original shape:-P
If you will put more weightage on Shape:-D
Very soon you will be out of :beatup:shape:icon6:
issliye...no more reference only Sweety ko preference;-):-D:icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Sweety ko jyada gussa:-x dilaya then She will again regain her original shape:-P
If you will put more weightage on Shape:-D
Very soon you will be out of :beatup:shape:icon6:
issliye...no more reference only Sweety ko preference;-):-D:icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Hahahaha.. But Sindhu.. you can’t force me to give preference to Sweety only.. waise bhi others are also agree,, so let them have a chance and for others please refer more... :razz::razz:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
REFER MORE..........that means your Dil maangey MORE:-x Pehley Tum karo Sweety par GORRRR...the way she has reduced:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Very true.. It will be continued untill or unless get the most suitable candidate.. 8-)8-);-)
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
ORDER ORDER ORDER8-) SWEETY DALDEGI AMIT KE NAAK MAIN MIRCHI POWDER:p:-D:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Dear,
Ref: Your CV on CiteHR.com
Your CV has been shortlisted for the position of "AMIT." Please attend the interview as per the following details:
Date: 25th June 2009, Thursday
Time: To be confirmed
Venue: www.citehr.com, humor section
Contact Person: Ms. Chitra
Please bring your current CV along with one color passport-size photograph (with a smiling face) and all relevant certificates. Kindly confirm your attendance by replying to this email.
With Best Wishes,
Abhishek Tiwari
Manager - HR
CITEHR.COM
From India, Pune
Ref: Your CV on CiteHR.com
Your CV has been shortlisted for the position of "AMIT." Please attend the interview as per the following details:
Date: 25th June 2009, Thursday
Time: To be confirmed
Venue: www.citehr.com, humor section
Contact Person: Ms. Chitra
Please bring your current CV along with one color passport-size photograph (with a smiling face) and all relevant certificates. Kindly confirm your attendance by replying to this email.
With Best Wishes,
Abhishek Tiwari
Manager - HR
CITEHR.COM
From India, Pune
Abhi ke bachey............Kaan ke Kachey :twisted:
SWEETY ko pata chalega to Doses :beatup: milengey ACHHEY
Contact person Chitra is my Mitra
Abhi's activities are Vichitra :wacko::icon4::icon6:
Kaheka Reference.....only Sweety ko preference :p
Jyada mat kar shortlisting
Warna aajayega in Sweety's hit listing :mrgreen:
From India, Delhi
SWEETY ko pata chalega to Doses :beatup: milengey ACHHEY
Contact person Chitra is my Mitra
Abhi's activities are Vichitra :wacko::icon4::icon6:
Kaheka Reference.....only Sweety ko preference :p
Jyada mat kar shortlisting
Warna aajayega in Sweety's hit listing :mrgreen:
From India, Delhi
Hahahahaha...
BTW, Sindhu Ji, why are you always behind my back... Even though it's your nose that's been cut off... 8-)
BTW, Abhi, if you are available on that day, please conduct the interview. If she is shortlisted, then put her through training for a few months and update on the forum with the progress.. 8)
From India, Ahmadabad
BTW, Sindhu Ji, why are you always behind my back... Even though it's your nose that's been cut off... 8-)
BTW, Abhi, if you are available on that day, please conduct the interview. If she is shortlisted, then put her through training for a few months and update on the forum with the progress.. 8)
From India, Ahmadabad
Excuse me, yet I have not finalized anyone. I just asked Abhi to conduct the interview and put her under him for training. Please keep us updated with the training feedback.
By the way, Abhi, after selection, you may send her back to Sindhu for some rigorous training to apply for the position of Sr. Girlfriend. She seems to be a good trainer. After all, even if it's just one year, if she has changed Sweety's appearance, that's commendable. ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
By the way, Abhi, after selection, you may send her back to Sindhu for some rigorous training to apply for the position of Sr. Girlfriend. She seems to be a good trainer. After all, even if it's just one year, if she has changed Sweety's appearance, that's commendable. ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
Congratulations on completing 100 posts to all participants :icon6: and especially to AMIT :-P
Though Sweety has reduced from 100 to 45 kgs :icon6: and now increased too :-D :huh::confused:
Jang abhi baaki hai
Training and development :-D... by Abhi...
Training ka pata nahin par development zaroor hoga ;-)
Sunkar replies from Amit motivating
Sweety ne chod diya hai apni dieting :icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Though Sweety has reduced from 100 to 45 kgs :icon6: and now increased too :-D :huh::confused:
Jang abhi baaki hai
Training and development :-D... by Abhi...
Training ka pata nahin par development zaroor hoga ;-)
Sunkar replies from Amit motivating
Sweety ne chod diya hai apni dieting :icon6::icon6::icon6:
From India, Delhi
Thanks Sindhu...
By the way, what if she stops dieting and regains her previous size? What will happen to all the training you provided over the last year? Please consider your training and ensure she continues her dieting under your guidance, so that the effectiveness of your training is maintained. ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
By the way, what if she stops dieting and regains her previous size? What will happen to all the training you provided over the last year? Please consider your training and ensure she continues her dieting under your guidance, so that the effectiveness of your training is maintained. ;-):beatup:
From India, Ahmadabad
Qayal hain training ka... Sweetie will continue dieting only if you give it in writing that she is the FIRST AND THE ONLY preference in words motivating.
Or else, it will take only a few days to regain her original shape before dieting. MOTI WAITING.
From India, Delhi
Or else, it will take only a few days to regain her original shape before dieting. MOTI WAITING.
From India, Delhi
Dear Shruti,
At present, there is a mismatch between your credentials and competencies and what we are looking for (slim trim). Hence, we could not consider your candidature further for the said position.
Hope to meet in the future for the right/suitable position matching your credentials and competencies.
Wishing you all the best.
From India, Pune
At present, there is a mismatch between your credentials and competencies and what we are looking for (slim trim). Hence, we could not consider your candidature further for the said position.
Hope to meet in the future for the right/suitable position matching your credentials and competencies.
Wishing you all the best.
From India, Pune
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Abhi ke bachhey kaan ke kachchey :📱:📱:
Kaan ke Pardey silwaley kuch achey :-D
or else RJ ka Chasma thodi der keliye udaar leley :🔟:
Warna Sweetie se Padengey begair poochey :-D
Once applied no question of reapplying... otherwise Sweetie will with force apply :💢:💢:📱:
Well said Malini :-P:📱:📱:📱:📱:
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From India, Delhi
👀:🔵:😉
Abhi ke bachhey kaan ke kachchey :📱:📱:
Kaan ke Pardey silwaley kuch achey :-D
or else RJ ka Chasma thodi der keliye udaar leley :🔟:
Warna Sweetie se Padengey begair poochey :-D
Once applied no question of reapplying... otherwise Sweetie will with force apply :💢:💢:📱:
Well said Malini :-P:📱:📱:📱:📱:
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From India, Delhi
Sorry, Shruti, I can understand your feelings, but don't worry. :razz::razz: Just fell a bit behind on some points, and I can also understand the saying "KHISYANI BILLI KHAMBA NOCHE" :razz::razz:
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Well said Malini:icon6: Abhi waiting for Training and Development(one snap enclosed) showing Abhi’s full concentration...:-D Amit’s reply awaited:confused::icon10:
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
actually vo interview ke time ka hai ...Jab Amit ne ulta latalata ke shruti ka interview liya tha :razz::razz::razz: dekh shruti kaise latak rahi hai :razz::razz::razz:
From India, Pune
From India, Pune
Oh yes, Sindhu... Very true, as said by you. But think of your image... Next time onwards, I will not consider your reference. Who knows, after a few days, we will have to think about our recruitment.
Recruitment kiya tha to laga tha jaise Larki baal thik kar rahi ho...
Recruit karne ke baad pata chala ki Gadhi poonch hila rahi thi... ;-):beatup:
Arre Malini G... sorry, naraz mat hona maine G kaha to... Aajkal Biscuit ko bhi Parle G karte hain...
Zindagi bhar kunwara rahna to chahta hoon... but logon ko hamari Azadi pasand kahan... dekhiye na, Sweetie jaise profile mere piche laga diye hain... ;-)
From India, Ahmadabad
Recruitment kiya tha to laga tha jaise Larki baal thik kar rahi ho...
Recruit karne ke baad pata chala ki Gadhi poonch hila rahi thi... ;-):beatup:
Arre Malini G... sorry, naraz mat hona maine G kaha to... Aajkal Biscuit ko bhi Parle G karte hain...
Zindagi bhar kunwara rahna to chahta hoon... but logon ko hamari Azadi pasand kahan... dekhiye na, Sweetie jaise profile mere piche laga diye hain... ;-)
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Bilkul sahi kaha aapne, Sindhu Ji. Ab Sweety ke candidature ki koi gunjayish nahi hai. Well said, Abhi. Next candidate please. Already informed everyone about the benefits of referring a candidate. Shayad koi Sindhu se jhagra nahi karna chahti hai. Aakhir Sindhu ne Sweety ko refer kiya hai, so who will take the risk to refer someone else? 😉 Aur dear Sindhu, aap plsss koi aur bhi refer karo aur continue karein benefits ka labh uthane ka. 😉
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
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