Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Only 20 percent men have brains, rest have girl friends!
All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi. Now, Whom do I listen to - Mahatmaji or Nehruji???
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Hip Hip Hooooorayyyy!
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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Only 20 percent men have brains, rest have girl friends!
All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi. Now, Whom do I listen to - Mahatmaji or Nehruji???
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Hip Hip Hooooorayyyy!
From India, Madras
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All desirable things in life are illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! :huh: :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Few interesting questions:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Shrek, here are the answers to your questions:
1. If a round pizza came in a round box and fit perfectly, how would we get a slice out without struggling or making a total mess? We need the edges of empty space to be able to access the pizza. It's simply cheaper and easier to create square-shaped boxes.
Male Ego. Getting to the moon was a competition. Putting wheels on luggage was just a convenience.
Because babies have no worries to keep them awake.
Yes, the "hearing" is for the court (judge) to hear the case. A deaf person would have an interpreter with them speaking sign language. I suppose it would be like someone going to an Australian court who only spoke Japanese.
If you are in a movie that is on TV, then you are both in and on at the same time.
Human nature...we always want what we haven't got. Have you heard a Chinese proverb? If you want a bigger picture, take a step back. Actually, it's more efficient - you can see far more from a higher distance so you don't have to move as far because they see you in the nip, they don't have to see you bend over during the process.
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1. If a round pizza came in a round box and fit perfectly, how would we get a slice out without struggling or making a total mess? We need the edges of empty space to be able to access the pizza. It's simply cheaper and easier to create square-shaped boxes.
Male Ego. Getting to the moon was a competition. Putting wheels on luggage was just a convenience.
Because babies have no worries to keep them awake.
Yes, the "hearing" is for the court (judge) to hear the case. A deaf person would have an interpreter with them speaking sign language. I suppose it would be like someone going to an Australian court who only spoke Japanese.
If you are in a movie that is on TV, then you are both in and on at the same time.
Human nature...we always want what we haven't got. Have you heard a Chinese proverb? If you want a bigger picture, take a step back. Actually, it's more efficient - you can see far more from a higher distance so you don't have to move as far because they see you in the nip, they don't have to see you bend over during the process.
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Very good and intellectual replies, Malini. Marvellous!!
Actually, I had the same kind of replies when going through that post and was thinking to post. But when I scrolled down and saw your replies, I was just amazed. It was very unexpected. :) :) :)
Good interesting questions too. Thanks, Shrek.
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Actually, I had the same kind of replies when going through that post and was thinking to post. But when I scrolled down and saw your replies, I was just amazed. It was very unexpected. :) :) :)
Good interesting questions too. Thanks, Shrek.
From India, Calcutta
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