Santa & Banta
Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot.
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: Two days before his funeral.
Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh: Yes, I have.
Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of the Dead Sea?
Santa Singh: Yes, I have.
Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it. 😂😂😂😂😊
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot.
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: Two days before his funeral.
Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh: Yes, I have.
Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of the Dead Sea?
Santa Singh: Yes, I have.
Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it. 😂😂😂😂😊
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, Tiruppur
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From India, Calcutta
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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr bill.doc