A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the first house on the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag, pouring all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I cannot clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house," said the lady.
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1"Madam, if I cannot clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house," said the lady.
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Hilarious one indeed, good to see that stressful life hasn’t yet totally sapped the funny bone we all are born with :)
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Though it is a joke, it has a lesson,the salesman should be alert in all direcions. Good!
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There is a learning out of this great joke that most of the people in this world go with predetermined notions in one direction only, without realizing the downside/negative side of any action. They have to eat cow dung as per the joke. Preconceived notions may not realize in all situations.
Mahendra
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Really Funny. But see other part of it. It gives a good lesson that predetermined moves do not work every time. So assess the situation first and then act accordingly (plan A / plant B, etc.).
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Hi Raghunath, Hope you can send this as a separate post and why including in the comments / inputs to this discussion.. regds satish
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The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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Dear Lakshmikantha Prabhu,
A very good one, though funny, it has a good message for all of us: "Look before you leap." Keep it up and keep posting all the stress busters.
Regards,
Lakshmikantha Prabhu
Director - Membership
Rotary Club of Tirumalgiri
Secunderabad
2010-2011
Email: lkmocherla@gmail.com
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A very good one, though funny, it has a good message for all of us: "Look before you leap." Keep it up and keep posting all the stress busters.
Regards,
Lakshmikantha Prabhu
Director - Membership
Rotary Club of Tirumalgiri
Secunderabad
2010-2011
Email: lkmocherla@gmail.com
From India, Hyderabad
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