Politically Correct Jokes
The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
Regards,
Amit Seth.
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508The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:
Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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I thought that since we were talking about Uncle Bush, some of his photos should be shared that were shared with us. Please take a close look.
The first picture was taken when the Chinese president visited the US.
The second picture was taken when Bush visited.
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The first picture was taken when the Chinese president visited the US.
The second picture was taken when Bush visited.
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Thanks, Riya. Nice idea. 😎
By the way, most of the time Santa, Banta, ki baatein bhi hoti rahti hai. Aisa na ho ki Manmohan Singh ki picture share kar do.. 😡😡
Aur jab jeeto ki baatein ho to apni picture share kar do.. 😡😡
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By the way, most of the time Santa, Banta, ki baatein bhi hoti rahti hai. Aisa na ho ki Manmohan Singh ki picture share kar do.. 😡😡
Aur jab jeeto ki baatein ho to apni picture share kar do.. 😡😡
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aur ye laga sixer.....Nataraj phir se champion......ab bolo Riya......kya answer hai iska.........hahahaha
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Answer kal milega..... abi ghar jane ki jaldi hai....... aur Viral kitni baar bola tum faltu me khush mat hua karo Zaba zarur milega
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Good idea to take some time to think of the answer. By the way, you are free to take advice from your other friends as well, but beware, don't ask the same of Khuswant Singh or Jaspal Bhatti.
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nahi Amit, Tumne apni koi pic lagai hi nahi to milege kese???/ milte hi post kar dungi..... don’t worry.... till then every one wll have to wait...... sad na.........:icon4:
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Abi Bush uncle ki beti ki Shadi ki pics se hi kaam chala lo........
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toh phir humaari baat chalo na.........O..o...Bandh Dimag.......ulta mat soch........USA ke visa ke liye bol raha hu.......
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u Desh Dhrohi.... kya karoge US ja k bartan manjoge ya gadi chalaoge???? nahi Viral me tumhe itna downgraded nahi dekh sakti... afterall dost ho tum yaar.......
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Nahi.....yaar.......Agar tumhari Bush se jaan pehchan hai......to thode hi tum mujhe aisa ghatiya kaamwali job dilaogi....... I know my friend will surely do something for me.......aur ha tum bhi agar waha settle hone ka sochte ho to Bush bhai saab ki meharbaani se chhota mota business bhi shuru kar sakte hain hum........kyu kya khayal hai........
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Sorry Boss mera apne desh ko chod k bahar jane ka koi bichar nahi hai i LOVE MY INDIA and my DELHI........
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wat about frnds........hummmmmmm......... Lekin apne to jaane k liye taiyaar hai........dost.........kuchh kar na.....
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Tum daro mat tumhe US to pahuncha k hi rahungi..... bese agar Aus jana hai to bolo udhar bhi jek hai apni..... And Ashok u dnt told wat HAHAHAHa
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o my god.....kaha kaha network fella hua he........gr8.......aur ek baat kisi ko daanto mat yaar joke sunati ho aisa lagta hai.....aur woh bhi kaisa ki hansi bhi na aaye.........
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Good idea Riya.. But mere picture ka kya karogi.. and you were suppose to load your picture or some Sardars picture.. still we are waiting for that... to see some sardars almost live.. :wink::beatup:
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Amit, Bahut pyar hai tumhe Santa Banta family se to ruko abi lagati hu unki photo dekh k khush ho jana....... wait karo.....
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Hi, Kyon apni family ki picture lagane ki baat kar rahi ho dear... Haan waise picture laga do dear.. kam se kam dekhen to sahi Sardars picture me kaise dikhte hain.. Manmohan Singh ki tarah to nahi lagte.. 😉😉
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Hi, why are you talking about putting up a picture of your family, dear? Well, go ahead and put up the picture, dear... at least let's see how Sardars look in the picture. They don't look like Manmohan Singh, right? 😉😉
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Hi, why are you talking about putting up a picture of your family, dear? Well, go ahead and put up the picture, dear... at least let's see how Sardars look in the picture. They don't look like Manmohan Singh, right? 😉😉
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Jarur lagaungi Amit, ye salary period nikalnedo apne saath saath kaho to tumhari family ki b laga dungi........ wait till 1st
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Hahahaha.. Ok Riya ggg.. Waiting for the same.. BTW meri family ki arre nahi yaar.. rahne do rahne do.. Kyon itna Nakaam search karogi.. :wink::wink:
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