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Enjoy the Hazir Jawabi between Husband & Wife. :cool:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Makkhiya" maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female...
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: Kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi... ;)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one??? ;)
Wife: Dekho Ji, Woh Samne Wale Ghar Mein Rehne Wala Aadmi Mujhe Dekhane Ke Liye Baar-Baar Hamare Ghar Ki Taraf Ghur Raha hai.
Husband: Kya Tumko Abhi Tak Dekh Paya?
Wife: Nahi!
Husband: Daro Mat... Ek Baar Parda Hata Kar Apne Ko Dekha Do... Phir Woh Ghurana Band Kar Dega. Har Aadmi Maire Tarah Kabadia Wala Nahi Hota, Jo Raddi Pe Nazar Rakhe... !!! ;)
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Amit Seth
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508Enjoy the Hazir Jawabi between Husband & Wife. :cool:
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Makkhiya" maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female...
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: Kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi... ;)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one??? ;)
Wife: Dekho Ji, Woh Samne Wale Ghar Mein Rehne Wala Aadmi Mujhe Dekhane Ke Liye Baar-Baar Hamare Ghar Ki Taraf Ghur Raha hai.
Husband: Kya Tumko Abhi Tak Dekh Paya?
Wife: Nahi!
Husband: Daro Mat... Ek Baar Parda Hata Kar Apne Ko Dekha Do... Phir Woh Ghurana Band Kar Dega. Har Aadmi Maire Tarah Kabadia Wala Nahi Hota, Jo Raddi Pe Nazar Rakhe... !!! ;)
Regards,
Amit Seth
From India, Ahmadabad
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Hi Amit, adding some more haazir jawabees.
Thappad Maarnay par Naraz baithi Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappad maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti" uh... Kya haasir jawabi hain... :D ;) :p
Sindhu
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Thappad Maarnay par Naraz baithi Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappad maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti" uh... Kya haasir jawabi hain... :D ;) :p
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Bilkul sahi Hazir Jawabi hai.. but definitely she must be crying while slapping her husband.. ;)
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Nah Nah Sindhu ji, thats called sympathetic tears.. so that husband won’t react again.. ;);)
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Hey Amit, do you think he will react when he is getting a double dose of what he is giving - "Pyaar" of course? So he will not make the mistake of Waar again! :D ;)
Hey, thanks Govil! :p :p
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Sindhu
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Hey, thanks Govil! :p :p
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Sindhu
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Thank you, Govil, Miss Gautam, and Arc. 😊
Yes, very true Sindhu. He won't react; otherwise, if he will react double that, then she will be no more in a condition to give him an extra double dose. What say, Sindhu? 😉
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Yes, very true Sindhu. He won't react; otherwise, if he will react double that, then she will be no more in a condition to give him an extra double dose. What say, Sindhu? 😉
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Hey, come out of your myth, Amit. Double dose ka chance hi nahi banta hai, so why tension. Hehehe :D
Oh :p, thanks Julie for appreciating my post. (Hehe, Amit ko gussa kyon aata hai?)
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Sindhu
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Oh :p, thanks Julie for appreciating my post. (Hehe, Amit ko gussa kyon aata hai?)
Regards,
Sindhu
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Hey Sindhu.. hum boleing to dosewa diya then wife agla dosewa dene layak nahi bacheing.. Dekha Amit ka Tashan.. ;);)
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Kya mana rahey ho Jashan simply mentioning Tashan........Factwa tho sabko maloom hi hain.....but I know everybody hesitate confession........How is my rhyming session.........:p :p :D Sindhu
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