Hi all... hey..... here is girls most top secret.... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) :wink: :wink: :wink: Regards, Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
508From India, Ahmadabad
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Hi Amit.......hmmmm.....lot of brain drain...... :wink: :P
OK.........find below some refreshment :wink: :P
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In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. :cry:
"I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." :shock:
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." :roll: :oops:
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" :roll:
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve been used." :wink: :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
hence Never underestimate......... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
OK.........find below some refreshment :wink: :P
**************************** :P :P :P :P :P :P *********
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. :cry:
"I’m afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." :shock:
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." :roll: :oops:
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" :roll:
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve been used." :wink: :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P
hence Never underestimate......... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Regards,
:P
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Thank you, Sindhu. 😄😄😄 8) 8)
And yes, good refreshment in support of my post. 😄😄😄😳
Definitely, but I'm wondering why one has to pay even $200 for an empty brain. 😉😉😉
From India, Ahmadabad
And yes, good refreshment in support of my post. 😄😄😄😳
Definitely, but I'm wondering why one has to pay even $200 for an empty brain. 😉😉😉
From India, Ahmadabad
Hey Amit....... ......Kabhi kabar tho Brain ka Sadupayog kiya karo.......Giss janeka Darrr hai kya :?: :P :lol: Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Exactly, this is what I was trying to say. Why should one bear $200 for an empty brain? It was already declared in the post that girls don't have brains, so what is the $200 for?
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Exactly, this is what I was trying to say. What's the fear of getting caught and that the battle is fully engaged. No problems, just make sure to use it properly. We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... Searching...searching...still searching...sorry, NO BRAIN found!
Oh no, what is this? The secret is out - something that doesn't exist will be EMPTY. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Don't think too much, the risk factor is high.
Don't try for more brain drain as all your efforts would be in vain.
Best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Oh no, what is this? The secret is out - something that doesn't exist will be EMPTY. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Don't think too much, the risk factor is high.
Don't try for more brain drain as all your efforts would be in vain.
Best regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Hi The dissertaion topic chosen by you explains all about the intellect hence no comments pls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: regards KIRAN ARORA
From India, Srinagar
From India, Srinagar
Good Sindhu, but dear, now it's time to grow up. How long will you stay in the school of fun, dear? Accept the fact that you have completed your Master's and are working as well.
Hmm, dear, by the way, we will now upgrade your brain. Please wait... Searching... searching... still searching... sorry, NO BRAIN found!
So, did you try to search for it within every woman and got the same result? So bad, Sindhu. Anyways, better luck next time. Hopefully, there will be some improvement.
From India, Ahmadabad
Hmm, dear, by the way, we will now upgrade your brain. Please wait... Searching... searching... still searching... sorry, NO BRAIN found!
So, did you try to search for it within every woman and got the same result? So bad, Sindhu. Anyways, better luck next time. Hopefully, there will be some improvement.
From India, Ahmadabad
Hey Amit......... :P
.......Marthey Dum tak.........Kitni bhi Degree/diploma karlo......Masti ke bagair chalti nahi apni Kashti............ :P :lol:
Work is worship.....but after the hardship, I prefer giving some time for friendship........ :lol:
Anyways.......Thanks........................ :D
No more brain drain..........Silsila to chalta hi rahega.....aap maano ya na maano.......but we all are very much aware of the FACT. :wink: ....... :lol:
Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
.......Marthey Dum tak.........Kitni bhi Degree/diploma karlo......Masti ke bagair chalti nahi apni Kashti............ :P :lol:
Work is worship.....but after the hardship, I prefer giving some time for friendship........ :lol:
Anyways.......Thanks........................ :D
No more brain drain..........Silsila to chalta hi rahega.....aap maano ya na maano.......but we all are very much aware of the FACT. :wink: ....... :lol:
Regards, Sindhu
From India, Delhi
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 well said, Amit ... 😉 😂 😂
AMITAB BACCHAN
(There's a little humor in the name Amitabh Bachchan) 😉
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From India, Hyderabad
Ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂 😂 😂 well said, Amit ... 😉 😂 😂
AMITAB BACCHAN
(There's a little humor in the name Amitabh Bachchan) 😉
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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From India, Hyderabad
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