YOU VS. THE BOSS
When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't get something done, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't get something done, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you do it your own way, you don't do what you're told. When your boss does it, he's showing creativity.
When you do it on your own, you're overstepping your bounds. When your boss does it, he's demonstrating initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss takes a stand, he's being firm.
When you violate a rule, you're self-centered. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you help a peer, you're not busy enough. When your boss does it, he's a team player.
When someone else does your work, you're passing the buck. When someone else does his work, he's assigning responsibility.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you call in sick, you're going golfing. When your boss calls in sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you're seen shopping during work hours, you're a slacker. When your boss is doing the same, he's picking up office supplies.
When you get a raise, you're lucky. When he gets one, he really earned it.
When you do a good job, you get a pat on the back. When he does a good job, he gets a bonus.
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)
Amend(0)
6When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't get something done, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't get something done, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you do it your own way, you don't do what you're told. When your boss does it, he's showing creativity.
When you do it on your own, you're overstepping your bounds. When your boss does it, he's demonstrating initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss takes a stand, he's being firm.
When you violate a rule, you're self-centered. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you help a peer, you're not busy enough. When your boss does it, he's a team player.
When someone else does your work, you're passing the buck. When someone else does his work, he's assigning responsibility.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you call in sick, you're going golfing. When your boss calls in sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you're seen shopping during work hours, you're a slacker. When your boss is doing the same, he's picking up office supplies.
When you get a raise, you're lucky. When he gets one, he really earned it.
When you do a good job, you get a pat on the back. When he does a good job, he gets a bonus.
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
hay sindhu...... tumhara boss iss site ko visit nahi karta hay na..... :roll: problem may paar jaoge...... :P :wink: :twisted: ................ newy nice posting...........keep it up...... :) :D
From India, New Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, New Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Thank you, Sari and Sohini. 😂 And Sohini, don't you worry, dear. Chances are remote since I am working hard, and the boss is hardly working. 😏 😂
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Regards,
Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Good one Sindhu ... :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: .....in fact , both the jokes are good ..... :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Top wala and the Bottom wala ... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
.....woh tho hai hi Venu.....not only aapka but Sabka.....kyon koi Doubt :?: :wink: :P :lol: :P Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No Doubt !!! .... :P :P ...nahi toh aap ... paani mein mera sar dubo kar kahengi .. " Ab Dobaara Math Poochna " ... :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Oh...Venu....ab itni lambi bhi mat haako/fenko ki catch karna mushkil hojaye........ :wink: :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Sindhu ............" log 'Clor Mint' kyon khaate hain ??? " :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Hey Venu, good afternoon.
[Sindhu] "Log 'Chlormint' kyon khaate hain?"
... Kyunki Chlormint humko nahi khaa sakti 😉 😛 and maybe ... kyunki Chlormint ko peeya nahi jaa sakta 😛
Kyon... sahi hai na? 🤔 😉 😛 😂 Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
[Sindhu] "Log 'Chlormint' kyon khaate hain?"
... Kyunki Chlormint humko nahi khaa sakti 😉 😛 and maybe ... kyunki Chlormint ko peeya nahi jaa sakta 😛
Kyon... sahi hai na? 🤔 😉 😛 😂 Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Good Afternoon Sindhu... 😜 Sahi hai boss... ekdum sahi hai... 😂 Aapka humor padkar kabhi-kabhi mein dang rah jaata hoon 😜
Sindhu Wrote:
😉 😜
Hey Venu.....
Song Song:
Aankh maare.. o ladki aankh maare,
Aankh maare.. o ladki aankh maare..
Seeti bajaye.... Beech post pe uff naam mera pukaare,
Karke ishaare.. ladki aankh maare... 😉 😉 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
In this corrected version, I have fixed the spelling, punctuation, and formatting errors in the user's input. The message's original meaning and tone have been preserved while ensuring proper paragraph formatting and line breaks.
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Sindhu Wrote:
😉 😜
Hey Venu.....
Song Song:
Aankh maare.. o ladki aankh maare,
Aankh maare.. o ladki aankh maare..
Seeti bajaye.... Beech post pe uff naam mera pukaare,
Karke ishaare.. ladki aankh maare... 😉 😉 😂 😂 😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
In this corrected version, I have fixed the spelling, punctuation, and formatting errors in the user's input. The message's original meaning and tone have been preserved while ensuring proper paragraph formatting and line breaks.
From India, Hyderabad
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
The subject of BOSS is an evergreen one. A nice compilation by an ingenious person is requoted in this post. This was widely in circulation in the emails a few years ago. But the thread has taken some amusing diversions!
V.Raghunathan
From India
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
V.Raghunathan
From India
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
Thank you for such an interesting post. Employees usually perceive their bosses as difficult, unapproachable, strict, and unsympathetic individuals. However, after reading the following confessions, you might discover that your boss is actually more easy-going than you previously thought: [10 Confessions of a Boss](http://vnmanpower.com/en/10-confessions-of-a-boss-bl136.html)
From Vietnam, Hanoi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)
From Vietnam, Hanoi
Acknowledge(0)Amend(0)Looking for something specific? - Join & Be Part Of Our Community and get connected with the right people who can help. Our AI-powered platform provides real-time fact-checking, peer-reviewed insights, and a vast historical knowledge base to support your search.
1.Be a Better Boss and not a Bitter Boss.doc