Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????
Q: What did God say after he created man? (This one's THE BEST)
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
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54A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????
Q: What did God say after he created man? (This one's THE BEST)
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
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Please check the subjects, ladies, before replying. Ms. Ambika has clearly mentioned "how women have wrong notions about men" and she has listed the wrong notions that women have about men.
Thanks, Ambika, for your revelation on fellow women. 😉 Have fun...
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Thanks, Ambika, for your revelation on fellow women. 😉 Have fun...
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Must-Read for Women to Get Enlightened
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM—she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM—she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
*Male readers: Please scroll down.*
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Cheers,
Manjoo
From India, Bangalore
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM—she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM—she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
*Male readers: Please scroll down.*
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Cheers,
Manjoo
From India, Bangalore
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! 😂 😂
Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments. 😜 😜
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 😢 😢
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before and after marriage. 😉 😉
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 😉 😉
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 😮 😮
Girls are tricky...
Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards? 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "TO THE ONLY BOY I EVER LOVED" 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒
Gal says...
"Great!!!!! I want 10 of them" 😢 😢
Shopkeeper: ??????????????? 😳 😳
From India
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Check out...
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! 😂 😂
Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments. 😜 😜
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 😢 😢
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before and after marriage. 😉 😉
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 😉 😉
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 😮 😮
Girls are tricky...
Gal: Do you have any sentimental love cards? 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says "TO THE ONLY BOY I EVER LOVED" 😒 😒 😒 😒 😒
Gal says...
"Great!!!!! I want 10 of them" 😢 😢
Shopkeeper: ??????????????? 😳 😳
From India
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