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Anyways, there's always a few funny aspects of our job that add humor to our stressful work life. Here are a few of my experiences while hunting for the so-called "right" talent for my company - the questions I asked while interviewing a candidate and the equally amazing and extraordinary responses I got from the other end of the table:
Quest.) While conducting a Group discussion, I instructed everyone to speak on any generic topic for a minute.....
Response) Well....I would like to talk about the English Language.............................
English is a very good language. It has 26 alphabets like A, B, C, D, E...........X, Y, Z.
Out of these, 5 are vowels, and they are A, E, I, O, U.
The other 21 are consonants, and they are B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L........X, Y, Z.
(And I was speechless........)
Quest) Tell me something about yourself.
Response) This gentleman provided me a fast-forward of practically all that he had done in his 40 years on earth and 20 years of professional life - Until I politely interrupted him.
Quest) What was your role as a TSR? (This guy was working with a call center as a technical support representative or executive)
Response) Aeeiya!!!! You don't know the job of a TSR??????
(And this gentleman is still alive because MURDER is a crime in India)
Quest) Tell me something about yourself?
Response 1) I have one mother, one father.........
(Excellent....You seriously have a unique family)
Response 2) My mother is a housewife. My father got retired, and now he is also a house husband.
(WOW!!! New word for my Vocab)
Quest) Which is the world's number one commercial bank?
Response) World Bank, of course
(Somebody...please help me)
Quest) Why do you want to join this company?
Response) Simply!!
(And I am zapped)
Quest) Are you ready to relocate?
Response) Yaa sure!! No problem!! You want to sit here???
(Wish I could relocate him to Andamans)
Regards,
SC
From India, Thane
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47Enjoy......
HR MUST READ
Anyways, there's always a few funny aspects of our job that add humor to our stressful work life. Here are a few of my experiences while hunting for the so-called "right" talent for my company - the questions I asked while interviewing a candidate and the equally amazing and extraordinary responses I got from the other end of the table:
Quest.) While conducting a Group discussion, I instructed everyone to speak on any generic topic for a minute.....
Response) Well....I would like to talk about the English Language.............................
English is a very good language. It has 26 alphabets like A, B, C, D, E...........X, Y, Z.
Out of these, 5 are vowels, and they are A, E, I, O, U.
The other 21 are consonants, and they are B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L........X, Y, Z.
(And I was speechless........)
Quest) Tell me something about yourself.
Response) This gentleman provided me a fast-forward of practically all that he had done in his 40 years on earth and 20 years of professional life - Until I politely interrupted him.
Quest) What was your role as a TSR? (This guy was working with a call center as a technical support representative or executive)
Response) Aeeiya!!!! You don't know the job of a TSR??????
(And this gentleman is still alive because MURDER is a crime in India)
Quest) Tell me something about yourself?
Response 1) I have one mother, one father.........
(Excellent....You seriously have a unique family)
Response 2) My mother is a housewife. My father got retired, and now he is also a house husband.
(WOW!!! New word for my Vocab)
Quest) Which is the world's number one commercial bank?
Response) World Bank, of course
(Somebody...please help me)
Quest) Why do you want to join this company?
Response) Simply!!
(And I am zapped)
Quest) Are you ready to relocate?
Response) Yaa sure!! No problem!! You want to sit here???
(Wish I could relocate him to Andamans)
Regards,
SC
From India, Thane
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From India, Mumbai
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From India, Mumbai
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From India, Tiruppur
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