Teacher: Y are u late?
Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"
From India, Madras
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5Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"
From India, Madras
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