Wah Amol............kya Dassu posting hai...........Isko ketey hain Chit bhi meri pat bhi meri...............karkey herapheri:-P
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Laloo wants to become a model, so he took some snaps with his buffaloes. Next day, the snap was printed in the newspaper with the caption "Laloo - 3rd from the left."
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Laloo wants to become a model, so he took some snaps with his buffaloes. Next day, the snap was printed in the newspaper with the caption "Laloo - 3rd from the left."
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Uh...........Kya clarification tha.........Freak....warna pehchanney main logon ko Bayankar Dhikkat hojathi:icon6:
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Question: How did the Titanic sink?
Take a moment to think about it.
Come on, friend, it's really quite simple.
Yes, you are very close to the answer.
Haha, you are very, very close to the answer.
Have you given up?
Okay, let me tell you the answer: Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg.
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Take a moment to think about it.
Come on, friend, it's really quite simple.
Yes, you are very close to the answer.
Haha, you are very, very close to the answer.
Have you given up?
Okay, let me tell you the answer: Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg, Iceberg.
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I am fine thanks, Amol. How about you? :-P vwxyz :-D
Wonderful explanation of difficult words. Joh bhi isko pelega, woh mussebhat mol lelega. :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :-P
Enjoyed. :) :-P
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Wonderful explanation of difficult words. Joh bhi isko pelega, woh mussebhat mol lelega. :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: :-P
Enjoyed. :) :-P
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Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 ke pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?
Samba: 1 ke baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabbar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
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Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 ke pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?
Samba: 1 ke baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabbar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
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"hijack" * * * * * * * * * * * Everybody in the plane put there hands up. Then suddenly * * * * * * * * * * Another guy from another side got up and said "hi...john"
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Sardar gets ready, wears a tie and coat, goes out, climbs a tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardar responds, "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardar responds, "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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what happens when a lion roars...???? socho........ socho socho................. thoda ur socho.................... tom nd jerry starts on cartoon network..... he he....plz dont cme to kill me
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At my office, it was normal practice to present a cake with candles to anyone having a birthday. On the day of my 65th, a cake arrived: Five lit candles circled a 60-watt bulb.
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A company decided it was time for a change in management style and appointed a new director who arrived determined to cause a stir and make the company more productive. On his first day of work, accompanied by assistants, he carried out an inspection of the facilities. In one of the sections he visited, everybody except a young man was working. He was standing against the entrance wall with his hands in his pockets. Recognizing this as an opportunity to demonstrate his new work philosophy, the director asked the young man, "How much do you earn a month?" "Ten thousand rupees," answered the young man, not understanding the reason for the question. The director took Rs10,000 from his pocket and gave it to the young man, saying, "Here is your ten thousand. Now, get out of here and don't come back again!" The young man took the money and left quickly, scarcely believing his luck. The director, puffing out his chest, turned to the group of employees and asked, "What the hell was his job here?" "He came to deliver a pizza," one of them said.
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Leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk and decided to scare him straight. One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he slurred. "I'm the devil," she answered. "Well, come on home with me," he said. "I married your sister."
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At my office, it was normal practice to present a cake with candles to anyone having a birthday. On the day of my 65th, a cake arrived: Five lit candles circled a 60-watt bulb.
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A company decided it was time for a change in management style and appointed a new director who arrived determined to cause a stir and make the company more productive. On his first day of work, accompanied by assistants, he carried out an inspection of the facilities. In one of the sections he visited, everybody except a young man was working. He was standing against the entrance wall with his hands in his pockets. Recognizing this as an opportunity to demonstrate his new work philosophy, the director asked the young man, "How much do you earn a month?" "Ten thousand rupees," answered the young man, not understanding the reason for the question. The director took Rs10,000 from his pocket and gave it to the young man, saying, "Here is your ten thousand. Now, get out of here and don't come back again!" The young man took the money and left quickly, scarcely believing his luck. The director, puffing out his chest, turned to the group of employees and asked, "What the hell was his job here?" "He came to deliver a pizza," one of them said.
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Leena was tired of her husband coming home drunk and decided to scare him straight. One night, she put on a devil costume and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband walked by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork. "Who are you?" he slurred. "I'm the devil," she answered. "Well, come on home with me," he said. "I married your sister."
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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There was ten cats in a basket. One jumped out. How many where left? None. They are all copy cats.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fish
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Bare
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
And finally...
Why does Edward Woodward have four d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar
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Fish
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Bare
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
And finally...
Why does Edward Woodward have four d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar
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Freak out more Freak:-D.....too good:) Wah Amol............Jokes main bhi Chagaye ho........:-P......hilarious ones:icon6:
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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has its pause at the end of a clause
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CheeL ko EngLish mEin kya kEhte hAin???? >>>>>>>>>>EaGLe<<<<<<<<<<<< Aur aGaR CheeL bImaR hO jaye to????????????? ????? ???? >>>>>>>>>>ILLEGAL(ILL-Egal)
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wht will you call to a soldier’s wife...... climbing up to the stairs ??? ??????/ ?????????????/ socho socho?????/ socho?????????/ ok CHADTI JAWANI
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Mujrewali: Sardar sari raat mujra dekha,humne aapko khush kiya, ab aap bhi hume khush karo..... Sardar utha aur nachne laga....!!!
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A police recruit was asked during an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in heaven? A host of Angels. And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in heaven? A host of Angels. And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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OK Viru... No probs... 😄😛
In an Engg. College:
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in the future? 🤔
Peon: The future is bright; I had also completed my engineering from the same college! 😱😉🤖
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In an Engg. College:
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in the future? 🤔
Peon: The future is bright; I had also completed my engineering from the same college! 😱😉🤖
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some more frm my side..!
What Will You Call A Bird Who Eats Stone?
Simple¦ A STONE-EATING BIRD!!!
A Man Is Walking On The Road With A Milk Bottle And A Car Comes Speeding From Behind And Honks..
The Man Starts Drinking The Milk. Why?
Because The Horn Says "PEE PEE"
A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango¦
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What Will You Call A Bird Who Eats Stone?
Simple¦ A STONE-EATING BIRD!!!
A Man Is Walking On The Road With A Milk Bottle And A Car Comes Speeding From Behind And Honks..
The Man Starts Drinking The Milk. Why?
Because The Horn Says "PEE PEE"
A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango¦
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What is the full form of "MBNP"?
I don't know either.
Q: Who is Sodium?
A: Shah Rukh Khan because he says, "Main hoon Na" (if you're not intelligent enough, then Na is the chemical symbol of sodium).
The easiest way to trap a girl:
First, make a paper airplane.
Then fly it in the classroom so that the teacher notices.
When the teacher asks who did it, just take the girl's name.
And there, the girl is trapped.
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I don't know either.
Q: Who is Sodium?
A: Shah Rukh Khan because he says, "Main hoon Na" (if you're not intelligent enough, then Na is the chemical symbol of sodium).
The easiest way to trap a girl:
First, make a paper airplane.
Then fly it in the classroom so that the teacher notices.
When the teacher asks who did it, just take the girl's name.
And there, the girl is trapped.
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Wow, Freak... kya baat hain! :-P
Hmm... :-P Ladki fasaney ka tareeka toh zabardast tha... Kitne fasaye phir aapne... and teacher ke jaaney ke baad ka scene kaise control kiya aapne... Mashah Allah padi toh hogi Thok main! :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :-D
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Hmm... :-P Ladki fasaney ka tareeka toh zabardast tha... Kitne fasaye phir aapne... and teacher ke jaaney ke baad ka scene kaise control kiya aapne... Mashah Allah padi toh hogi Thok main! :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :icon6: :-D
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arey aise toh bhaut fasayi, aur teacher jaane k baad hi toh asli maza aataa hai..!! aap ka koi experience is mein??
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Hmmm....Freak.....ASLI MAZAA....ya ya Pitney ka....Ooooh Ha Ha:-P:-D Ya ya ....Humara bhi bahut experience hai.....Peetney ka:beatup::icon6::-D
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lolzzzzzzzzz..!!!!, nah nahaaa..!!!, ladki tabhi toh apne peche pad jaati hai, think positive..!!
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Ya Freak..........I am AB positive:-P Kya huwa Viru........aisa kya kehdiya mainey ki tumharey Kaan ke Pardhey bhi Fat gaye:-P:-D
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Chal phir Viru...philhaal.:beatup::beatup::beatup::beatup:Issey Hazam Kar.........aur Khabardar agar maari bhi Dakkaaar....................:-D:-P:icon6::icon6::icon6:
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Three men were working on a telephone tower - Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Dick says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Harry says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Dick says, "Where did you get that, Harry?" "Tom's wife gave it to me," Harry replies. "That's unbelievable; you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly," Harry says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Tom's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Kingfisher you are."
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What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? * * * * A. You get your salary every day!!
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What is the opposite of 30?
Socho socho . . . nahi pata??
The answer is 29, socho kaise??
30 bole to tees, tees ka ulta un-tees, that is 29.
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Socho socho . . . nahi pata??
The answer is 29, socho kaise??
30 bole to tees, tees ka ulta un-tees, that is 29.
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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him around the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket."
The man said, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon regaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit him again.
"Your horse called up."
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"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket."
The man said, "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later, the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon regaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit him again.
"Your horse called up."
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why does amitabh bachchan endorse dabur honey???? think guys...... i m a fresher but u’all r new.....c’mon....... simple....coz he is the BIG 'B'(BEE)
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Ek sardar BLOOD ke bare kitab padh raha tha. wife ne pucha-kyu aj ye padh rahe ho? srdr: mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai!
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He he hehe hehe he... ha ha ha ha haaaaa... hu hu hu hu huuuu :icon6:
Taal se Taal mila... :-P
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan (6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
Ans: kyun ki uska nam hanuman hai! :-D
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Taal se Taal mila... :-P
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan (6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???
Ans: kyun ki uska nam hanuman hai! :-D
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The owner of a company tells his employees:
"You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks...."
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"You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks...."
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Wah di...aapka jawab nahi...ek meri taraf se...ek sardar Grasshopper pe PhD. kar raha tha...kaafi mushkil ke baad ek Grasshopper uske haath laga...sab kuch check karne ke baad sardar ko kuch yaad aaya...aur usne uska ek pair toda...aur chutki bajai...toh woh zor se kuda...phir ye usne dobara kiya toh Grasshopper phir se kuda...ab usne ek ek karke uske saare pair tod diye aur Sardar ne ye conclusion nikala...
KI...Grasshopper ke saare pair toot jaaye toh woh behra ho jaata hai...
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KI...Grasshopper ke saare pair toot jaaye toh woh behra ho jaata hai...
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Sardar goes to gangubais house. knock knockk gangubai-kon hain sardar-main hu gangubai-.main kon sardar- tu gangubai!!
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A girl named "Jiya" always has accidents whenever she drives a vehicle, right?
Why?
Because her name is "Jiya"... Don't understand yet? Let me explain a bit further...
"JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK JAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A girl named "Jiya" always has accidents whenever she drives a vehicle, right?
Why?
Because her name is "Jiya"... Don't understand yet? Let me explain a bit further...
"JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK JAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A Sardar approaches a librarian in the library and says, "Boss, one burger and one Coke, please." The librarian responds, "Sir, this is a library." Undeterred, the Sardar walks closer to him and whispers in his ear, "Boss, one burger and one Coke, please."
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Once the light went out..
SANTA: Arre Banta, it's getting very hot. Please switch on the fan.
BANTA: Don't talk like a northerner!! If I turn on the fan, will the candle go out??
What do you call a fat girl waiting for a bus??
Moti-vating!
440 volts
Why does any astronaut who went to 'Mars' always die of an electric shock?
Come on, let's put on our thinking caps, PJ Masters.
Can anyone guess why??
Answer: Because there is no 'EARTHING'.
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SANTA: Arre Banta, it's getting very hot. Please switch on the fan.
BANTA: Don't talk like a northerner!! If I turn on the fan, will the candle go out??
What do you call a fat girl waiting for a bus??
Moti-vating!
440 volts
Why does any astronaut who went to 'Mars' always die of an electric shock?
Come on, let's put on our thinking caps, PJ Masters.
Can anyone guess why??
Answer: Because there is no 'EARTHING'.
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Good one!
Ek meri taraf se...
Santa Singh Ladki Dekhne gaya.
To Ladki walo ne Pucha: Tusi non-veg khandey ho?
Santa Singh: Haan.
Sharaab?
Haan.
Drugs?
Haan.
Jua?
Haan.
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?
Santa Singh: Haanji, Mein HIV positive hoon.
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Ek meri taraf se...
Santa Singh Ladki Dekhne gaya.
To Ladki walo ne Pucha: Tusi non-veg khandey ho?
Santa Singh: Haan.
Sharaab?
Haan.
Drugs?
Haan.
Jua?
Haan.
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?
Santa Singh: Haanji, Mein HIV positive hoon.
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A bus stops, and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down, lady," said the man. "Who's talking about sex? I'm just telling my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, cool down, lady," said the man. "Who's talking about sex? I'm just telling my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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Hello Amol,
From my side...
Meri kishti bhi vahan doobi jahan paani kam tha... :(
Meri kishti bhi vahan doobi jahan paani kam tha... :(
Aur to aur had to tab ho gayi yaaro...
Ki botal bhi meri vahan tooti jahan theka band tha... :huh: :( :huh:
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From my side...
Meri kishti bhi vahan doobi jahan paani kam tha... :(
Meri kishti bhi vahan doobi jahan paani kam tha... :(
Aur to aur had to tab ho gayi yaaro...
Ki botal bhi meri vahan tooti jahan theka band tha... :huh: :( :huh:
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Hi Sohi, kaisi ho? No one has posted a new joke. Sabhi purane hi hain. August 08 ke. Hahahaha. Chalo, apna ek thread toh fir se start hua. 1 ke baad 1 sabhi log chale aayenge. Aisi subh kamna ke saath, HAPPY HOLI. :)
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Arey good............ lagta he sare aa rahe hai............ Sohi.....Naya nam mubarak ho............. hahhahahaa...........
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Achha laga dekhar ke dhere dhere purane dost sab lot rahe hai:icon6: Welcome back Rajeev :-P Regards AK
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Oye... ye small horse kaun hai... jo band lagane ki baat kar raha hai... Uski itni himmat... kaun hai ye... hum kuchh din yahan se chale kya gaye... :icon7::icon7:
Waise hello... dosto...
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Waise hello... dosto...
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Hi Guys,
Well, what a fun! I was just reading the whole thread, and it's simply great. From some aunties to some friends and some kids, well, there are people from every possible category here. Wow! Pretty exciting. Moreover, the jokes are awesome. I am new here. Well, I hope you guys are doing great and there weren't any interesting discussions in the last few threads; it didn't feel as enjoyable, just the jokes seemed a bit plain. Anyway, happy posting, guys.
Tannu
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Well, what a fun! I was just reading the whole thread, and it's simply great. From some aunties to some friends and some kids, well, there are people from every possible category here. Wow! Pretty exciting. Moreover, the jokes are awesome. I am new here. Well, I hope you guys are doing great and there weren't any interesting discussions in the last few threads; it didn't feel as enjoyable, just the jokes seemed a bit plain. Anyway, happy posting, guys.
Tannu
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Gurudev CiteHR ke chart par new entry hai... :icon6: Use aapke bare me pata nahi hai isliye usne aise gustakhi ki... :icon10: Shama kare, wo nadan hai. :-D
Hello Viral... :-P How are you? Tannu, welcome to CiteHR... :)
Boy and Girl were sitting in the garden. Suddenly, a Dog started kissing another dog in front of them...!
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can I...?
Girl: OK, but be careful, the dog may not bite you... :-D
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Hello Viral... :-P How are you? Tannu, welcome to CiteHR... :)
Boy and Girl were sitting in the garden. Suddenly, a Dog started kissing another dog in front of them...!
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can I...?
Girl: OK, but be careful, the dog may not bite you... :-D
Regards, AK
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Aur Viral kya haal hai.........:icon1:
Shant Balak Shant itna gussa nahi karte.........:icon10:
Lo Ek gissa pita.......
Santa: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Banta: No
Santa: Tere se to kutte acche hain, jinhe tairna aata hai
Banta: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Santa: Aaho
Banta: Phir tere aur kutte mein ki farak hai?
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Shant Balak Shant itna gussa nahi karte.........:icon10:
Lo Ek gissa pita.......
Santa: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Banta: No
Santa: Tere se to kutte acche hain, jinhe tairna aata hai
Banta: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Santa: Aaho
Banta: Phir tere aur kutte mein ki farak hai?
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One more...
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
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Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
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Here are some responses to job-related and general knowledge questions from real college students that are so funny that they seem simply hilarious:
1. A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.
2. Chemical Formula of Water has two gins - Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin while Hydrogin is gin and water.
3. Definition of Census taker - A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
4. Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners.
5. Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
6. Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
7. Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
8. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
9. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
10. Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.
11. Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
12. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
13. The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
14. What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
15. What are residents of Moscow called? - Mosquitoes.
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AK
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1. A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.
2. Chemical Formula of Water has two gins - Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin while Hydrogin is gin and water.
3. Definition of Census taker - A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
4. Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners.
5. Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
6. Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.
7. Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.
8. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
9. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
10. Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.
11. Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
12. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
13. The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
14. What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
15. What are residents of Moscow called? - Mosquitoes.
Regards
AK
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Wow, GREAT... Return of the SBians! :-D
Hi to all! 😛
Some contribution from my side: 😉
1. Santa, Banta, and Bobby were going on a motorcycle. 🤣
Policeman gives hand to stop. 🚨
Santa shouted, "Oye pagal, pehle hee 3 baitey hain tu kahan baithega?" 😱🤪😆
2. A man is driving down a country road when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. 😔
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. 🤔😕
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Santa, and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?" ❓
Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." 😄
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
Santa's outstanding answer: "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field." 😆😆😝
I have corrected the spelling and grammar errors, ensured proper paragraph formatting, and preserved the original meaning and tone of the message.
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Hi to all! 😛
Some contribution from my side: 😉
1. Santa, Banta, and Bobby were going on a motorcycle. 🤣
Policeman gives hand to stop. 🚨
Santa shouted, "Oye pagal, pehle hee 3 baitey hain tu kahan baithega?" 😱🤪😆
2. A man is driving down a country road when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. 😔
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. 🤔😕
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Santa, and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?" ❓
Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." 😄
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
Santa's outstanding answer: "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field." 😆😆😝
I have corrected the spelling and grammar errors, ensured proper paragraph formatting, and preserved the original meaning and tone of the message.
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Hello friends,
Nahi yaar, gussa nahi hoon. Kisi se par ban ki baat karta hai jab koi, to phir. Anyways, new entry ko maafi and welcome to SBans. Sindhu Di, welcome back. Rajiv & Amol, nice jokes as usual. Ms. Monster & Suneetameea, cool ones. Welcome to our group.
By the way, Rajiv, Sohi ne konsa naya naam rakha ab? :confused:
Hey, where is Riya, Durgs, Sohi, Sups, BRIJ? What about tubelight?
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Nahi yaar, gussa nahi hoon. Kisi se par ban ki baat karta hai jab koi, to phir. Anyways, new entry ko maafi and welcome to SBans. Sindhu Di, welcome back. Rajiv & Amol, nice jokes as usual. Ms. Monster & Suneetameea, cool ones. Welcome to our group.
By the way, Rajiv, Sohi ne konsa naya naam rakha ab? :confused:
Hey, where is Riya, Durgs, Sohi, Sups, BRIJ? What about tubelight?
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mein aa gayiiiii........................helloooooo...........................hw are u all.....sorry all....r a offc sechip chip ke karna parta hay yeh sab..bakwss......newy how r u all?????????????
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hellloooooo Dosto............ Sohi........wel come to our therad.......yaar........how’s ur job? chal jaldi se ek joke keh daal ab toh.........
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Hi friends, I hope that all of you will enjoy this joke. 😊
वैशाली ने अपने बोयफ्रेंड से पूछा, "तुम्हारी शादी किस से होगी?" बोयफ्रेंड (खुश होकर): मेरी शादी तुमसे ही होगी, क्योंकि तुम मेरी जीवन साथिनी हो।
वैशाली (गुस्से में): तो फिर, जाओ, अपनी बाइक पर उस लड़की से शादी करो जिससे तुम्हारी अंजलि की शादी हुई थी।
बोयफ्रेंड: तुमने तो मेरा मजाक उड़ा दिया, अंजलि तो मेरी बहन है।
वैशाली: ओह, तो तुम्हें पता है, बहनों की शादी भी उसी से होती है जिससे अपनी होती है।
कृपया सख्तिवाद न करें! 😊
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वैशाली ने अपने बोयफ्रेंड से पूछा, "तुम्हारी शादी किस से होगी?" बोयफ्रेंड (खुश होकर): मेरी शादी तुमसे ही होगी, क्योंकि तुम मेरी जीवन साथिनी हो।
वैशाली (गुस्से में): तो फिर, जाओ, अपनी बाइक पर उस लड़की से शादी करो जिससे तुम्हारी अंजलि की शादी हुई थी।
बोयफ्रेंड: तुमने तो मेरा मजाक उड़ा दिया, अंजलि तो मेरी बहन है।
वैशाली: ओह, तो तुम्हें पता है, बहनों की शादी भी उसी से होती है जिससे अपनी होती है।
कृपया सख्तिवाद न करें! 😊
Regards,
AK
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Ha ha ha: 😂😂 Hilarious one, Amol. 😜
Ok, now some contribution from my side. 😊
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe (qualified) ho?" 🤔
Banta: "B.A." 🙃
Santa: "Oye sirf 2 akshar pada hai, woh bhi ulta?" 😂🤪
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. 😂
Santa: Hai. 🤐
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai. 😇
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. 🤨
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi? 😅😂
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! 😇
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. 😊
Santa: Kya naam hai uska? 🤔
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" 🤨😂
Santa: Do you know English? 🤔
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell me, what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? 🤨
Banta: So simple, yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. 😅🤪
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Ok, now some contribution from my side. 😊
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe (qualified) ho?" 🤔
Banta: "B.A." 🙃
Santa: "Oye sirf 2 akshar pada hai, woh bhi ulta?" 😂🤪
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. 😂
Santa: Hai. 🤐
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai. 😇
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. 🤨
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi? 😅😂
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! 😇
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. 😊
Santa: Kya naam hai uska? 🤔
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" 🤨😂
Santa: Do you know English? 🤔
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell me, what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? 🤨
Banta: So simple, yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. 😅🤪
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Thank you, Amol.... now for some more contributions..ha ha ha
In Santa's garden, there were many trees and plants. Santa told his servant to water the plants.
Servant: Sir, it's raining.
Santa: Then take an umbrella and water them.
Teacher: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
Santa: I fell and got hurt.
Teacher: Where did you fall, where did you get hurt?
Santa: I fell on the pillow and hurt my eye.
Santa (on the phone): Mom, good news!
Mom: Tell me, son.
Santa: We are now 3 instead of 2.
Mom: Congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?
Santa: Neither boy nor girl. I got married again.
Once Santa goes to Gangubai's house and knocks on the door.
Gangubai: Who is it?
Santa: It's me!
Gangubai: Who is me?
Santa: You, Gangubai!
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In Santa's garden, there were many trees and plants. Santa told his servant to water the plants.
Servant: Sir, it's raining.
Santa: Then take an umbrella and water them.
Teacher: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
Santa: I fell and got hurt.
Teacher: Where did you fall, where did you get hurt?
Santa: I fell on the pillow and hurt my eye.
Santa (on the phone): Mom, good news!
Mom: Tell me, son.
Santa: We are now 3 instead of 2.
Mom: Congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?
Santa: Neither boy nor girl. I got married again.
Once Santa goes to Gangubai's house and knocks on the door.
Gangubai: Who is it?
Santa: It's me!
Gangubai: Who is me?
Santa: You, Gangubai!
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Excellent as usual Sindhu :-P contribution from my side.........
After reading the form filled by an applicant, the employer said: "WE do have an opening for you!"
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It's called the "door!"
Girl: Do you have cards with sentimental love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved!"
Girl: That's good, give me 12 of them!
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man cannot answer."
No wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!
What is fear?
Fear is the deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach when the pages of your book still smell new and just a few hours are left for your exams!
Employee: Boss, now I have got married! Please increase my salary!
Boss: The factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one loves too much, and the other loves too many.
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After reading the form filled by an applicant, the employer said: "WE do have an opening for you!"
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It's called the "door!"
Girl: Do you have cards with sentimental love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved!"
Girl: That's good, give me 12 of them!
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man cannot answer."
No wonder why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask questions!
What is fear?
Fear is the deep, wrenching feeling in your stomach when the pages of your book still smell new and just a few hours are left for your exams!
Employee: Boss, now I have got married! Please increase my salary!
Boss: The factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!
Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one loves too much, and the other loves too many.
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AK
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Thank you, Amol and Ashu! :)
Amol, all jokes are hilarious, particularly what an explanation of fear! :icon6:
Oye, Viru, no contribution! :-x :-D
Ok, time for some more :icon6::icon6:
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. :huh: Again, he had twins and named them Peter & Repeater. Again, he had twins and named them Max & Climax. Next time, he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED! :icon6:
Santa was standing below a tube light with his mouth wide open... WHY? :confused: Because his doctor advised him, "Today's dinner should be light."
Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked, "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa replied, "I'm writing to my 6-year-old son; he can't read very fast." :huh: :-D
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. :huh: A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. :confused: Another month later, he was back at the dealer for another hundred chicks, as the second lot had also died. :huh: :?: "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said Santa. "I think I'm planting them too deep." :shock: :-D
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Amol, all jokes are hilarious, particularly what an explanation of fear! :icon6:
Oye, Viru, no contribution! :-x :-D
Ok, time for some more :icon6::icon6:
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. :huh: Again, he had twins and named them Peter & Repeater. Again, he had twins and named them Max & Climax. Next time, he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED! :icon6:
Santa was standing below a tube light with his mouth wide open... WHY? :confused: Because his doctor advised him, "Today's dinner should be light."
Santa was writing something very slowly. Banta asked, "Why are you writing so slowly?" Santa replied, "I'm writing to my 6-year-old son; he can't read very fast." :huh: :-D
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with. :huh: A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died. :confused: Another month later, he was back at the dealer for another hundred chicks, as the second lot had also died. :huh: :?: "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said Santa. "I think I'm planting them too deep." :shock: :-D
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Thanks, Sindhu! 😛
Boy said to Girl - Aa mere dil mein aaja.
Girl replied - Chappal utaaroon kya?
Boy - Chal pagli, ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja. 😄
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Student: You can call him anything because he cannot hear anything... 🤷‍♂️
Baap: Beta, maine tumhare liye ek ladki dhoondhi hai. Woh roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin main kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hoon, aur woh GARBHVATI hai. 😄😄
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Boy said to Girl - Aa mere dil mein aaja.
Girl replied - Chappal utaaroon kya?
Boy - Chal pagli, ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja. 😄
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Student: You can call him anything because he cannot hear anything... 🤷‍♂️
Baap: Beta, maine tumhare liye ek ladki dhoondhi hai. Woh roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin main kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hoon, aur woh GARBHVATI hai. 😄😄
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Kya joke was hai Amol? :-P
Ok...now time for more! :-D
Teacher: Translate - "Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain."
Santa: "The Tablets are walking in the market." :icon6:
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: "A skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!" :-D
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Santa bola: "Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega." :icon6:
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: "Ek dost ko 3 lac rupaye plastic surgery ke liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahi pa raha." :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Ok...now time for more! :-D
Teacher: Translate - "Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain."
Santa: "The Tablets are walking in the market." :icon6:
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: "A skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!" :-D
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Santa bola: "Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega." :icon6:
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: "Ek dost ko 3 lac rupaye plastic surgery ke liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahi pa raha." :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Thank you, Sindhu! 😛
Nice jokes, Sindhu! 😂 It seems you have a collection of S & B jokes.
Law Professor: Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business? Student: Father-in-law! 😉
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Nice jokes, Sindhu! 😂 It seems you have a collection of S & B jokes.
Law Professor: Which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business? Student: Father-in-law! 😉
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New Members, welcome to you all. Kyou bhai Amol, Sindhu Di, naye logo ki khatirdari karna bhool gaye kya? :twisted::twisted:
Waise Di, aapko pata hai humara contribution toh humesha se kam hi rehta hai. Hum toh sirf sunne walo mein se hain. :icon3::icon3:
Amol & Di, really nice and new jokes. Meri entry aise kabhi kabhi hoti rahegi. Chalo ek joke humse bhi suno, sorry, padho.
EK...
JOKE... :mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Waise Di, aapko pata hai humara contribution toh humesha se kam hi rehta hai. Hum toh sirf sunne walo mein se hain. :icon3::icon3:
Amol & Di, really nice and new jokes. Meri entry aise kabhi kabhi hoti rahegi. Chalo ek joke humse bhi suno, sorry, padho.
EK...
JOKE... :mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Hi friends, good morning! 😛
Shukriya Amol and Viru. Amol, abhi Stock aur hai. 😎
Viru, kya style hai... hmmm Host ko Guest ka Swagat karna chahiye. Samjhey... Anyways... I welcome all newcomers and in fact invite many more friends to come and contribute. Ha ha. 😆 😛
Hmm, Viru... You mean to say you will give a guest appearance... yeh baat kuch zyada nahi. Aur wah wah kya joke mara hai. 😈
Koi gal nahi... Sabki Khatir daari ke liye... kuch aur jokes from my side. 😛
Why did Santa sleep with a scale? 🤔 Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept. 😜
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. 🤣 Banta: Chalo phir, wapis le chalo. 😕
Banta: Kal mujhe 10 logon ne peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? 🤔 Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. 😈 Santa: Phir? 🤣 Banta: Phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta! 😂
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? 😔 Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do...! 😎😎
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Shukriya Amol and Viru. Amol, abhi Stock aur hai. 😎
Viru, kya style hai... hmmm Host ko Guest ka Swagat karna chahiye. Samjhey... Anyways... I welcome all newcomers and in fact invite many more friends to come and contribute. Ha ha. 😆 😛
Hmm, Viru... You mean to say you will give a guest appearance... yeh baat kuch zyada nahi. Aur wah wah kya joke mara hai. 😈
Koi gal nahi... Sabki Khatir daari ke liye... kuch aur jokes from my side. 😛
Why did Santa sleep with a scale? 🤔 Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept. 😜
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. 🤣 Banta: Chalo phir, wapis le chalo. 😕
Banta: Kal mujhe 10 logon ne peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? 🤔 Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. 😈 Santa: Phir? 🤣 Banta: Phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta! 😂
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? 😔 Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do...! 😎😎
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Hi,
Yuhoooo......Friends..............where are you? :-?
Time for some more jokes :P
This time it's comedy ;) with horror :shock:.... Casting: of course, Santa Singh :mellow:
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care Ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural :shock:
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 A.M. :-| :-?
A worldwide expert team was constituted, and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So, on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil. Just when the clock struck 11 :ph34r: :icon14:
Santa, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner :shock: ;) :P :-D :-D
I hope this helps!
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Yuhoooo......Friends..............where are you? :-?
Time for some more jokes :P
This time it's comedy ;) with horror :shock:.... Casting: of course, Santa Singh :mellow:
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care Ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural :shock:
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 A.M. :-| :-?
A worldwide expert team was constituted, and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So, on the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil. Just when the clock struck 11 :ph34r: :icon14:
Santa, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner :shock: ;) :P :-D :-D
I hope this helps!
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Welcome dear Swetha, you can also contribute some jokes.
Ok, let me contribute some more: :-P :-D
Smartest Salesman :P
Three salesmen were bragging about who is the best. The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta. The other two said, "So what?" The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!" :shock: ;)
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Ok, let me contribute some more: :-P :-D
Smartest Salesman :P
Three salesmen were bragging about who is the best. The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man. The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man. The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta. The other two said, "So what?" The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!" :shock: ;)
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Great salesman Sindhu:
Brain ka operation Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha. Ek aadmi ne poocha kya hua? Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai :-D
Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta, Why? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ki apni sugar roz check karna :confused:
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Brain ka operation Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha. Ek aadmi ne poocha kya hua? Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai :-D
Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta, Why? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ki apni sugar roz check karna :confused:
Regards AK
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Hi Amol, how are you?
Hilarious Jokes... 😄😄😄 Dil maangey more 😛
One from my side 😉
Medical Prescription: 🤔
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grandchildren, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. 🤔
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so. 😅 Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa. His father said, "Read that label. That's why!" 😢 Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN." 😱😛
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Hilarious Jokes... 😄😄😄 Dil maangey more 😛
One from my side 😉
Medical Prescription: 🤔
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grandchildren, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day. 🤔
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so. 😅 Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa. His father said, "Read that label. That's why!" 😢 Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN." 😱😛
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Good morning to all friends! 😄
Amol and Shruti 😊
Good one as usual! 😄😄😄
Some from my side...
Santa: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rs.
Santa: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Santa: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de... 😊😊😊
Santa fell from the 14th floor,
While falling, he saw his wife making roti in their home's window,
He shouted, "MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!"
Santa asks the taxi driver: Will you go to CP's gurdwara?
Taxi Driver: Yes, I will.
Santa then took out his lunchbox from his pocket and said,
"Bring back langar food on the way back." 😕😊😕😊
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Amol and Shruti 😊
Good one as usual! 😄😄😄
Some from my side...
Santa: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rs.
Santa: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Shopkeeper: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Santa: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de... 😊😊😊
Santa fell from the 14th floor,
While falling, he saw his wife making roti in their home's window,
He shouted, "MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!"
Santa asks the taxi driver: Will you go to CP's gurdwara?
Taxi Driver: Yes, I will.
Santa then took out his lunchbox from his pocket and said,
"Bring back langar food on the way back." 😕😊😕😊
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Hello friends, how are you all? Nice jokes. It seems like a jokes party is going on. Here's one from me too.
Itna jaldi nahi... Waise bhi faltu ke bethe ho... Thoda aur niche...
1... :twisted::twisted::twisted:
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Itna jaldi nahi... Waise bhi faltu ke bethe ho... Thoda aur niche...
1... :twisted::twisted::twisted:
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Hello, good morning friends. How are you, Rajeev? It's been a long time. Good collection.
Now, here's a super bumper joke, especially for Viral.
:joke::twisted::beatup::beatup:....Kyon....Maza aaya Viru :p..now I hope you won't mock...at least will post some joke 8-)
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Now, here's a super bumper joke, especially for Viral.
:joke::twisted::beatup::beatup:....Kyon....Maza aaya Viru :p..now I hope you won't mock...at least will post some joke 8-)
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Some more contribution:)
Kuch Hatkey:p
Intelligent Santa:
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:sleep:
Teacher to Santa: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?:icon14:
Santa: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?:icon2:
Santa: Remove the "S" and "N"... Simple:p
Ah, the real Santa::mrgreen:
Santa and Banta in the jungle, they encounter a lion:unsure:
Banta throws sand in the lion's eyes, starts running, and tells Santa to run too.
Santa: Why should I run, you threw the sand.:D:p
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Kuch Hatkey:p
Intelligent Santa:
Teacher: What do you call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: You can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:sleep:
Teacher to Santa: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?:icon14:
Santa: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?:icon2:
Santa: Remove the "S" and "N"... Simple:p
Ah, the real Santa::mrgreen:
Santa and Banta in the jungle, they encounter a lion:unsure:
Banta throws sand in the lion's eyes, starts running, and tells Santa to run too.
Santa: Why should I run, you threw the sand.:D:p
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Good Jokes...........Per yaar...........itne dino ke baad bhi kuchh jyaada progress nahi hua he is thread ka....wahi k wahin he..........:huh:
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Viru Tension nako leney ka....."Chintha Chitha Saman" so bindaas rehney ka...hmmm iss thread ko hum aagey badathey hain..other friends will join too:-D
Santa se kissi ne poocha k agar aap ko garmi lagey to aap kya karogey? :confused:
Santa: Jenab hum AC ke pass ja k baith jayengey. :icon1:
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagey toh kya karo gay:?:
Santa: Jjenab tab hum A.C. on karlengey.:wacko::-D
Once Santa was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting next to him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. :huh:
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, Santa deserved more service. So, when Santa fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Santa was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror:icon5:.
His wife "What's the matter"?:
Replied Santa "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else":blink:
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Santa se kissi ne poocha k agar aap ko garmi lagey to aap kya karogey? :confused:
Santa: Jenab hum AC ke pass ja k baith jayengey. :icon1:
Admi: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagey toh kya karo gay:?:
Santa: Jjenab tab hum A.C. on karlengey.:wacko::-D
Once Santa was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting next to him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. :huh:
This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, Santa deserved more service. So, when Santa fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Santa was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror:icon5:.
His wife "What's the matter"?:
Replied Santa "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else":blink:
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Nice joke, Di. Chalo aaj me bhi kuchh keh di deta hoon.
Once I happened to walk on a rope bridge. It was very high, and I got scared. I saw my friend on the other side and called out for help, but there was no reply. I somehow managed and crossed the bridge. There, I was shocked to see my friend holding the end of the broken bridge. Sometimes we wonder why our friends stay quiet when we call for help. They may not help you cross the bridge, but they might be holding the broken bridge for you. Just trust your friends in all situations because they are your friends. Please pass this message to all your good friends, even me if you think that I am your good friend, and see how many friends will send the same message back to you, accepting you as their best friend.
Dosto, ye koi joke nahi tha, par jo bhi hai, achha hai, nahi.
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Once I happened to walk on a rope bridge. It was very high, and I got scared. I saw my friend on the other side and called out for help, but there was no reply. I somehow managed and crossed the bridge. There, I was shocked to see my friend holding the end of the broken bridge. Sometimes we wonder why our friends stay quiet when we call for help. They may not help you cross the bridge, but they might be holding the broken bridge for you. Just trust your friends in all situations because they are your friends. Please pass this message to all your good friends, even me if you think that I am your good friend, and see how many friends will send the same message back to you, accepting you as their best friend.
Dosto, ye koi joke nahi tha, par jo bhi hai, achha hai, nahi.
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Thanks Amol baba........ Waise lo is baar ek joke marta hoon......... . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .aaayya kya.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .
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Hi... Nice post Viru... (1st one... on friendship... I am referring to) :)... Very true. True friends are like stars, you don't always see them, but you know they are there :)
Hmm... Good jokes Amol :-P. Ha ha ha... aila... yeh kya Amol :-D :icon6:
Wah wah Viru ne kya zabardast joke mara hain :icon10: Jisey sunkar sabney kya dakaar mara hain :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Hmm... Good jokes Amol :-P. Ha ha ha... aila... yeh kya Amol :-D :icon6:
Wah wah Viru ne kya zabardast joke mara hain :icon10: Jisey sunkar sabney kya dakaar mara hain :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai. Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai. Ye exams bhi apne Hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai - HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS. Aur agar aisa nahi hota, toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua.
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost... ha ha ha. "35 marks ki kimat, tum kya jaano lecturer babu... har student ka khwaab hota hai... 35 marks.
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SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost... ha ha ha. "35 marks ki kimat, tum kya jaano lecturer babu... har student ka khwaab hota hai... 35 marks.
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AK
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Thank you, Sindhu di, for appreciating the last joke, not for that friendship aspect.
Hi, Amolbaba, how are you? I was in Mumbai for two days last week; I apologize for not being able to contact you.
This time, here's a good joke, seriously:
Sindhi: Doctor, how much will it cost to get 'Plastic Surgery' done?
Doctor: 5 Lakhs
Sindhi: What if we provide the plastic ourselves?
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Hi, Amolbaba, how are you? I was in Mumbai for two days last week; I apologize for not being able to contact you.
This time, here's a good joke, seriously:
Sindhi: Doctor, how much will it cost to get 'Plastic Surgery' done?
Doctor: 5 Lakhs
Sindhi: What if we provide the plastic ourselves?
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No problem Viral :-P Nice joke :icon6:
One nursery class ka bacha bola - "Madam, main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?"
Madam boli, "SO SWEET :-P"
BAACHA apni side ke ladki se bola, "Dekha maine kaha tha na, line marti hai :icon6:"
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One nursery class ka bacha bola - "Madam, main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?"
Madam boli, "SO SWEET :-P"
BAACHA apni side ke ladki se bola, "Dekha maine kaha tha na, line marti hai :icon6:"
Regards,
AK
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