Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two, a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
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2Having one child makes you a parent; having two, a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
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You can’t buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it. .. i wonder y so ? yup its 100% ture too....
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Thank You Manoj and Shinmv.. But my friend Shinmv don’t become bitter about life.. The lines written by you are quite emotional.. Cheer up.. Sorry if I tried lecturing you..:icon1:
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Hi Manju, Sindhu... Kaise ho yaar? What to do, Manju... hectic schedules, lots of work... multitasking... I am missing you all... as and when I find time, I am peeping into the humor section at least :) :)
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